paper asshole

The little white gummed holes also known as "reinforcements", that are used when you rip the holes in a three-ring sized piece of paper.

"Dammit Jim, I ripped the fucking paper again, bring me the box of paper assholes!"

by RonMexico June 25, 2005

Black asshole

When a black guy is balls deep in a girls asshole and it litterally looks like she has a black asshole because his ballsack is covering it.

Vincent: Dude that girl in the video had a black asshole.

Billy: O damn u right

by sarajay2000 January 6, 2018

motherfucking asshole

motherfucking asshole is an asshole which fucks other peoples mother

hey johnny, i saw you last night fucking my mother you asshole, you motherfucking asshole

by L3X December 29, 2004

Instant Asshole

An omnipresent asshole that manages to be, always, at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Everything was just perfect... but instant asshole crashed the party and everything went down the drain in no time.

by rperazag July 22, 2010

conceited asshole

A person who feels the need to declare he/she is better than everyone else, emphasizing personal vanity.

Jill feels the need to constantly remind Jack about her superior I.Q. by being a conceited asshole.

by Huggyman November 5, 2015

Asshole Bingo

Noun.

Situation when an asshole just keeps on being an asshole, like they're obliviously trying to win a game of bingo by being a repeatedly douche.

Said asshole may also not realize they've hit a nerve, or are guilty of being an asshole on multiple counts.

A: You wouldn't believe it: today my coworker did x, y, and z!

B: Is she trying to win at asshole bingo or something?

by FLT October 20, 2013

Asshole Spelunker

one whos is a suck ass; brown noser; the bosses bitch

Ernie is a real asshole spelunker, he is up Butch's ass at the drop of a hat.

by The Poor Boy February 8, 2012