The angry irishman is a retaliation for the women who wrap their legs around you during ejaculation, after the two of you agreed upon the pullout method of contraception. This also works after a broken or needle punctured condom. The male, having by no choice of his own, ejaculated into the woman, proceeds to clock her in the face with a potato sack. He then grabs the nearest hard alcohol bottle (preferrably Irish whiskey), jams it in her twat and empties it to kill the sperm.
The other night Jenna tried wrapping me to get her pregnant so I foiled her plan with the old Angry Irishman!
by Atomik Menace December 30, 2010
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by BOBBARKERR December 9, 2008
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bury your member in her anal burrow or crevice and if her defense tactic includes spraying urine, you've witnessed the angry chinchilla.
by fur trapper August 17, 2009
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Jack: Dude guess what I did yesterday?
Person: The Angry End of the Aztec?
Jack: No bro thats weak, I did the Angry Spartan.
Person: Duuude... pimp.
Person: The Angry End of the Aztec?
Jack: No bro thats weak, I did the Angry Spartan.
Person: Duuude... pimp.
by ReRun3+Drae September 28, 2011
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GAUNTAMELO AMILHIO HULIO MARTINEZ-GOMEZ-SANCHAZ! TAKE OFF THAT SOMBRERO AND PUKE UP THAT BURRITO! If you sing around that cactus it will become an angry cactus and eat a baby.
by Yugio Cards November 14, 2011
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Man, I was watching Jay play I Am Bread, but he hated the plants,so he had angry bread sex with them 'till they broke.
by Liquormage August 12, 2017
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