paper asshole

The little white gummed holes also known as "reinforcements", that are used when you rip the holes in a three-ring sized piece of paper.

"Dammit Jim, I ripped the fucking paper again, bring me the box of paper assholes!"

by RonMexico June 25, 2005

Black asshole

When a black guy is balls deep in a girls asshole and it litterally looks like she has a black asshole because his ballsack is covering it.

Vincent: Dude that girl in the video had a black asshole.

Billy: O damn u right

by sarajay2000 January 6, 2018

motherfucking asshole

motherfucking asshole is an asshole which fucks other peoples mother

hey johnny, i saw you last night fucking my mother you asshole, you motherfucking asshole

by L3X December 29, 2004

Instant Asshole

An omnipresent asshole that manages to be, always, at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Everything was just perfect... but instant asshole crashed the party and everything went down the drain in no time.

by rperazag July 22, 2010

selective asshole

Somebody who is an ASSHOLE but chooses wisely on who their targets are, usually somebody who brings it upon themselves. Selective Assholes are always nice unless your an ASSHOLE or just plain 'ol have it coming for you. Selective Assholism is usually executed through sarcasm often it is hard to tell if the Selective Asshole is being nice or not.

"Man the guy is an Asshole"
"Nah fam, he's a selective asshole that dude deserved it."

by iamtheg00n May 1, 2016

Asshole Fingers

The act of celebration when getting out of a shitty situation or leaving your friends behind to do a very lame task when you are getting out of it. Using your fingers as guns whilst giving your biggest, most terrible smile you can muster.

Oh my god dude?!?!?!? are they still stuck doing that shitty volunteer work? Roll down the windows when you drive by so I can give them the Asshole Fingers!

by Slokey August 7, 2009

chimney asshole

Brennen taylor's hair

Brennen's hair looks like a chimney asshole

by Anonymous1245679 December 11, 2016