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Brandon valle

He’s a great guy and you won’t find anyone like him so cherish him. He is great in the bed room if you know what I mean. Oh by the way he fits in a magnum condom. If you haven’t found a brandon go find one
Hoe#1:damn have you seen that guy Brandon Valle

Hoe#2:omg yassss I need his kids
by Youze a lame June 9, 2018
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Brandon Turn

Brandon Turn. The inability to complete a turn in 3 points or less. If person/subject changes from reverse to first whilst turning more than 3 times this equals a brandon turn.
Shit mate can't you complete a normal turn, thats a brandon. HEY!! no Brandon Turn your wearing out my gear box.
by jizzhead April 11, 2009
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brandon bush

A fat chunk of shit that has diabetes, and he will eventually lose his battle. But until then he will continue to get rejected by women and continue to post suciadal threats on his Snapchat story. But he will eventually realize no one gives a fuck about him. He has no respect from anybody, I mean his mom kicked him out and threw away his clothes. He gets no respect from other fighters because they throw 360 spinning flying tiger roundhouse kicks to his skull when he try’s to touch gloves. Brandon is a garbage piece of shit
Hey man, can you please stop acting like a Brandon Bush? Faggot..
by QSS November 6, 2017
mugGet the brandon bushmug.

Brandon Lopez

very drunk, likes to pour henny in his pasta
by Hitesh L March 1, 2018
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Brooklynn and Brandon

The most adorable couple they were made for each other. They define Love. He's sexy and shes beautiful. Making other couples jealous and singles jealous because of there strong bond with not one fight.
MAN, I wish I had a great relationship like Brooklynn and Brandon!
by YouWillNeverKnow213 May 26, 2017
mugGet the Brooklynn and Brandonmug.

brandon cross

An absolute beast sex demon maybe be lanky but he can make a girl cum in 2 seconds
I just done a brandon cross to this fit bird
by Big cock man 123 November 10, 2021
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Brandon Lee

When you think you're shooting blanks, but she ends up getting pregnant.
Dude 1: "Hey did you hear Jack pulled a Brandon Lee last month?"
Dude 2: "What?"
Dude 1: "He thought he was sterile, so they went bareback. Turns out he was wrong."

Dude 2: "Oh my god, dude. You wanna watch The Crow?"
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah!"
by nastytown August 28, 2015
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