by Real Alpha omega July 11, 2022
A Dick head who things he has a big dick but in reality it’s as small a peanut. He thinks he’s funny but the funniest thing about him is when he pees himself whenever he’s scared or laughing too much from his own joke.
“You willy wonker! You small Dick”
by DILDO BAGGINZ January 03, 2018
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by Dr.R1ck__Mar$ha11 November 12, 2018
The act of smacking someone with your willy/cock/penis. Usually done to assert dominance over another, it is meant to leave a mushroom shaped mark and should always be used if a bitch owes you money.
by The Holy Diving Troll June 12, 2014
Person 1:*eats a whole bag of M&M’s*
Person 2:You willy wanker, stop eating so much, go touch some grass
Person 2:You willy wanker, stop eating so much, go touch some grass
by Zingle Zimbabwean December 04, 2022
What Bruce Willis would be if he wasn't so tight.
by PoliPotter April 13, 2009