puppy dogging

When an employee follows a manager around like a puppy dog to avoid work or claim they don’t know what to do or how to do it.
George followed his boss around asking what he should be doing. He is said to be puppy dogging
by wordworm92 December 11, 2013
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Puppy Dogging

Its when a car salesman lets you take the car home in hopes of you buying it.
by Tsundera October 09, 2017
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puppy chicken

A boy that bleached his hair platinum blond with a beak of a chicken and a little puppy face.
I'm a puppy chicken! Peck! Peck!
by Rickysucks February 05, 2017
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promotion puppy

a person whose sole desire in life is to climb the ranks
Gregory was a promotion puppy, and wouldn't stop until he was CEO.
by Anonymous tormentor April 04, 2023
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Puppy salad

A Chinese chicken wing in the butt and double penitration at the same time!!!
A puppy salad is when you Put a Chinese chicken wing(dog meat) in your woman's butt, and stick your junk in her vagina and pound the fuck out of her!!!!
by Robin sack October 07, 2017
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The puppy with no teeth

When a man's penis bumps a women's cervix during intercourse. Probably a French term.
"She had a small, tight pussy, and I bumped 'the puppy with no teeth' a couple of times as we fucked.
by buckdancer50 January 13, 2021
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Puppy-Weight

PUPPY-WEIGHT is a relatively new term used to describe the weight of a puppy on any sheet, comforter, quilt, towel, or other fabric. The exact puppy-weight can be calculated by multiplying every pound of the puppy’s actual weight by twenty-three. Add in 5 pounds for additional friction and there you have it. Puppy-weight.
Get this "dog" off my bed, his puppy-weight is killing my arm!
This dog your brought home with you, won't move off the bed, i had to drag him off the bed. His puppy-weight was incredible.
by Jerrylandry2 September 16, 2019
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