An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of peers
"Did you see Shawn hitting on my girlfriend today like he thought he was the shit? What a douche bag."
by shawnrocks September 9, 2009
Get the Douche Bagmug. A person who so completely embodies douchebaggery, that he or she can be said to be the pinnacle of douches, in otherwords a "Douche Mountain."
by Small Peanuts March 12, 2011
Get the Douche Mountainmug. (n.)
Insult one typically uses when too flustered to think of or actually pronounce the proper terms of douche fag or douche bag.
Refers to someone who has just pissed you off so monumentally that for lack of better lingual skills this word comes out as your insult.
Insult one typically uses when too flustered to think of or actually pronounce the proper terms of douche fag or douche bag.
Refers to someone who has just pissed you off so monumentally that for lack of better lingual skills this word comes out as your insult.
*Man walks in and goes up to a priceless masterpiece you have been painting for several years and urinates on it. Before ripping him to pieces in blind maniacal rage, you scream out, "You,... you douche cag!!!"
by Fa-Rhino April 10, 2009
Get the douche cagmug. pretty much the same thing as a douche bag... you really want to avoid the douche hoagies around the world. They are an unfavorable person therefore being called a douche hoagie is never a good thing.
the term can also be and preferably be shortened to the term "hoagie." calling someone a hoagie is fun and replaces other politically incorrect terms like fag, homo, retard, nigger, bitch, etc.
the term can also be and preferably be shortened to the term "hoagie." calling someone a hoagie is fun and replaces other politically incorrect terms like fag, homo, retard, nigger, bitch, etc.
The guy over in the corner at the John Mayer concert standing alone with a lighter in the air is a real douche hoagie.
The girl that always feels the need to tell me how things are going with her ex boyfriend is a real hoagie.
The girl that always feels the need to tell me how things are going with her ex boyfriend is a real hoagie.
by T.J. Bossington December 18, 2010
Get the douche hoagiemug. My God, my face feels like it's going to explode. Go get me my nose douche to clear out these boogers!
by Zoftig_One October 21, 2010
Get the nose douchemug. A phrase that describes someone who acts like a GoPro camera is following them wherever they go. To them their life is so much more awesome than yours. Their vocabulary consists of hyperbolic poser slang such as: "juiced", "stoked", "gnarly", "hairy", "treacherous" and "amped".
Sarcastically: GoPro Awesome/Badass
Sarcastically: GoPro Awesome/Badass
That story you told me about the "hairy" BASE jumping/cave dive is really starting to make me think you're a GoPro Douche.
by Critical Dolphin July 27, 2015
Get the GoPro Douchemug.