dip n tip

It's when someone dips their ballsack in someone else's mouth and then leaves a dollar bill on the person's chest.

Last night the guy passed out in our living room so i dip n tipped him, left the poor bastard a dollar.

I dip n tipped your poor mother last night...at least I thought it was her.

He lived a meager life selling dips for tips.

by TBC101010 October 19, 2010

Dog 'N Log

Dog it and log it is a phrase in similar vain to such phrases as "bag it and tag it" or "hump it and dump it". In this case, a guy gets a dirty dog out with a chick, typically of a drunken nature, and subsequently records the details of said dogging in a log of some kind.

Bill took a seat in front of the fireplace of his personal library. After putting his glasses on, he logged the dirty details of the previous night's debaucherous encounter.

Bro 1: Yo bro, did you get the dog out with that whore Stacy last night?
Bro 2:Yea bro, I dogged it and logged it.
Both: Dog 'N Log!

by DogMaster3000 November 24, 2011

rock 'n' rule

when something rocks the casbah, you might say it really does rock 'n' rule!

this song is kickass, it really does rock 'n' rule.

by lyricallie June 10, 2007

wheat n beat

When you see a wheat field and have the urge to masturbate to it.

"That wheat field is looking real good today. Every time I see it I just want to rub one out. I guess I'm gonna wheat n beat my meat."

by UnlawfulGnome February 13, 2018

chub n' tuck

A method af showing your imperfections by carefully tucking your shirt in and shorts/pants under your belly fat. Used for showing "fupa" and showing inner manliness.

Oh boy! That man over there had the most stlyish chub n' tuck ever. He must get all of the chicks. He's Hugh-Mungus

by ihateharrry October 1, 2018

Meet n Yeet

To show up to class long enough to be counted as present then making a dash for the door.

Sara: I don’t wanna go to class today.
Carson: then just pull a meet n yeet like I did!

by Pettybrenda September 11, 2018

Monkey N Ducky

Together they form a bond unbreakable. Their love can withstand any battle. With everyday that passes their love grows stronger. They will be together til the end of days and in heaven they will meet and dance in the clouds for eternity with God.

"The love of Monkey N Ducky will cease."

by JohnJacobNSallySue April 29, 2010