Central Valley Academy

Ah yes beautiful CVA located in Central New York. What more can you ask for when you have athletic boners and girls that think very highly of themselves. If you’re like me, you think they look very silly for trying so hard. I wish they new you’re popularity in k-12 isn’t going to go on a job/college resume. welp CVA just about sucks other than some of the teachers, classes and the cafeteria is pretty nice but the food is a 4-5 depending on the day. Friday’s are the best because not only is it going to be “ Friday Night Lights” nor the weekend it’s PIZZA DAYY like that’s a good day to come to school.

person from CVA: i’m from CVA
person not from CVA: Who?

person from CVA: you know Central Valley Academy

person not from CVA: Who?

by bootyboootyboobies September 15, 2019

Napa Valley Style

The act of using an elongated toilet to go to the bathroom, either via sitting or standing, where the elongated portion of the toilet oval opening is longest left to right, and shortest between near and far. This is usually done because of the opulence of this particular relief configuration. Also, a seated version could be referred to as "Side-Saddle."

I am not some sort of peasant! I am going to use this urine receptacle Napa Valley Style like any true member of class! Now fetch me some decorative towels to wipe my genitals on.

by MattyOnIce February 19, 2021

Christmas Valley

Little country town in south central Oregon where there’s vast fields of green. A destination where the locals know each other by name and famous for cowboy dinner tree. As old as time and sightseeing from beginning of time.

Don’t come here we don’t want you here.

Quit stealing stuff to, your pissing people off.

The sand dunes in Christmas Valley are super fun to ride on.

by Sagebrush Boy July 21, 2023

valley green

A hood where people can't come to after dark

Valley green It's a whole lot of gang shit down the v

by Vdotdashoota March 15, 2017

Frosty Valley

When you come on a girls vagnia and just leave it there it is called a Frosty Valley

Yo Mark is the man he gave her a Frosty Valley

by k-$ December 11, 2007

Castro Valley High

An IRL fever dream. You could be at this school for 15 fucking minutes and witness so much weird shit that it’ll feel like ur on an acid trip. This place is full of rich white and Asian kids who act like they’re from the trenches and say the N word, when in reality they live in a 5 bedroom home in the hills with a loving family. They’ll say they’re “part of a gang” I’m still waiting to see what fucking gangs there are in Castro Valley California. Everyone this school also vapes the fuck out of their lungs. They’ll be sucking on that vape like they’re giving head to a black guy, and causing a damn gas chamber in the bathrooms. The Asians at this school all have a middle part and think it makes them look like a lead BTS member, when in reality they just look like nerds. The pick me girls also roam the halls while literally talking to 25 guys at the same time and carrying 15 STD’s. You can’t catch a fucking break at this school cause even if ur minding ur own damn business some idiot will come up to u and start acting genuinely autistic.

Guy 1: I’m going to castro valley high next year

Guy 2: holy shit why?
Guy 1: I gotta see those wannabe gangsters, weebs, and pick me hoes

by Watdaduck July 30, 2024

Conejo valley

A region of southern California that consists of southern Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park, Westlake Village, Agoura Hills, a little bit of Calabasas, and Oak Park which is actually not apart of this region or county, but is considered one of the region's neighborhoods. Each one of these "communities" has a specific trait:
Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park: Working class Simi Valley - type people
Westlake Village: Skater teens and rich adults
Agoura Hills: Wannabe gangster teens who do drugs and tag walls in parking lots, and redneck adults who are friendly but clueless about these incidents

Calabasas: Rich people but bad schools

Oak Park: Pot heads and insane/unexpected news, like kidnappings and pedophiles

"I live in Conejo Valley."

"Oh yeah? Which city?"
"Oak park"
"Huh?"

by plus-size albert November 22, 2020