Some bitches that think they have a life of sadness when they waste almost 100 dollars on piercings and earings and the shitiest clothes qnd give themselves the ugliest hair cut in reality
by this human April 1, 2015
Get the emomug. alright. lemme clear some stuff up.
1. most emo kids don't cut themselves
2. they don't hate everyone, people just have bad opinions on them so they avoid people.
3. emo music is not shit. they literally save lives. look it up.
4. please. please. please. do not judge a person by their outfit or haircut.
5. emo music doesn't make people mad or upset, it actually calms them down and makes them happier. there have been scientific studies done.
if you see a person you think is emo, give them space. don't be up in their face about your opinion about them. they don't care about what you think, and they have a right to live too.
1. most emo kids don't cut themselves
2. they don't hate everyone, people just have bad opinions on them so they avoid people.
3. emo music is not shit. they literally save lives. look it up.
4. please. please. please. do not judge a person by their outfit or haircut.
5. emo music doesn't make people mad or upset, it actually calms them down and makes them happier. there have been scientific studies done.
if you see a person you think is emo, give them space. don't be up in their face about your opinion about them. they don't care about what you think, and they have a right to live too.
person 1: wow did you see that kid in the My Chemical Romance shirt?
person 2: OMG they must be sooo emo.
emo: ohmydearfuckinggodmakethesepeopleshutupimsotiredwithhumanitycantheyjustdie
person 2: I bet they cut themselves!
person 1: yeah! all emo kids are the same and they all hate themselves so they cut their arms! we should help them!
person 2: *violently grabs kids arms*
emo: wtf
person 1: DONT WORRY WELL SAVE YOU *vigorously hugs emo kid*
emo: AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL
person 2: OH NO LOOK THEY CUT THEMSELVES
emo: THATS A CATSCRATCH
person 1: OH YEAH THEY DID LOOK THEYRE BLEEDING I BET WERE NOT CAUSING THEM PAIN BY POKING IT *poke poke poke*
emo: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGGGGG
person 1: WERE HELPING YOU LITTLE EMO SHIT NOW TAKE OUR HELP OR YOURE AN INSENSITIVE CREATURE
person 2: YEAH WERE GONNA FORCE THE TERM EMO TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH SELF HARM AND DEPRESSION
emo: you know it means emotional right
person 1 & 2: oh
emo: people ask why I'm introverted and avoid people and here we are
person 2: OMG they must be sooo emo.
emo: ohmydearfuckinggodmakethesepeopleshutupimsotiredwithhumanitycantheyjustdie
person 2: I bet they cut themselves!
person 1: yeah! all emo kids are the same and they all hate themselves so they cut their arms! we should help them!
person 2: *violently grabs kids arms*
emo: wtf
person 1: DONT WORRY WELL SAVE YOU *vigorously hugs emo kid*
emo: AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL
person 2: OH NO LOOK THEY CUT THEMSELVES
emo: THATS A CATSCRATCH
person 1: OH YEAH THEY DID LOOK THEYRE BLEEDING I BET WERE NOT CAUSING THEM PAIN BY POKING IT *poke poke poke*
emo: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGGGGG
person 1: WERE HELPING YOU LITTLE EMO SHIT NOW TAKE OUR HELP OR YOURE AN INSENSITIVE CREATURE
person 2: YEAH WERE GONNA FORCE THE TERM EMO TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH SELF HARM AND DEPRESSION
emo: you know it means emotional right
person 1 & 2: oh
emo: people ask why I'm introverted and avoid people and here we are
by thatonepersonyousawathottopic July 18, 2019
Get the Emomug. The EMO, a cross between an emu and a dodo, is a an awkward bird like creature near extinction found solely off the coast of Ireland.
Girl 1: Did you see that girl fall on America's Next Top Model last night?
Girl 2: I know! She's so clumsy, she should be on Ireland's Next Top Emo!!
Girl 2: I know! She's so clumsy, she should be on Ireland's Next Top Emo!!
by YellowSpottedDinosaur March 3, 2011
Get the Emomug. What people think it is: self harm, depression and everything is black
What it actually is: spinning around to your favorite song from My Chemical Romance, Green Day, or Taking Back Sunday till you fall over exhausted and ponder what you're doing with your life. You wear mostly dark colours, (not necessarily black), listen to emo, screamo, or punk bands. You don't have to cut either. If an emo does, that's for a completely different reason (unless they are a fake wannabe emo). They are like everyone else but they like their music to have meaning and they pay attention the darker sides of things, not just the ideal sides.
What it actually is: spinning around to your favorite song from My Chemical Romance, Green Day, or Taking Back Sunday till you fall over exhausted and ponder what you're doing with your life. You wear mostly dark colours, (not necessarily black), listen to emo, screamo, or punk bands. You don't have to cut either. If an emo does, that's for a completely different reason (unless they are a fake wannabe emo). They are like everyone else but they like their music to have meaning and they pay attention the darker sides of things, not just the ideal sides.
Yes, I'm an emo, but that doesn't make me any different than the next person. Maybe just a little bit darker.
by JustlikeyoubutdarkerXD June 10, 2018
Get the Emomug. Emo is basically a more complex version of punk. It targets the feeling of the audience and originated in 1980. People like to take the mick out of emos coz apparently we are self harming idiots that like attention, this is not true because you don't have to hate yourself to be an emo. that is a load of rubbish....
Jess (typical emo wannabe): omg i just want to die!!!!
everyone else: emos are such emotional attention seekers.
Me: my point exactly....
everyone else: emos are such emotional attention seekers.
Me: my point exactly....
by X_that_red_head_X June 15, 2014
Get the emomug. Emo kids can generally be spotted and identified by their awful taste in clothing, music, and shitty haircuts. They are also known to hang out in small groups, known as a gaggle after the silly N. American fowl they often sound like. Thinking themselves to be original and artsy, they often try to form bands, which will die out in the next ten years just like every other trendy social niche ever has.
The best, and most entertaining way to kill an emo, is to get them slightly buzzed, provide them with a sharp razor, and then berate them for hours on end. (i.e. describing in detail the lewd sexual acts you performed on their respective family members, favorite bands, or generally telling them how much they suck). They will usually respond by crying, trying to hit you and almost always failing, and eventually cutting themselves to ribbons, even after the blade has become dull from trying to penetrate the dense armor plated skull they all seem to have; through which no logic or creativity can possibly penetrate.
The best, and most entertaining way to kill an emo, is to get them slightly buzzed, provide them with a sharp razor, and then berate them for hours on end. (i.e. describing in detail the lewd sexual acts you performed on their respective family members, favorite bands, or generally telling them how much they suck). They will usually respond by crying, trying to hit you and almost always failing, and eventually cutting themselves to ribbons, even after the blade has become dull from trying to penetrate the dense armor plated skull they all seem to have; through which no logic or creativity can possibly penetrate.
Punk: I'm shit faced
Goth: I'm tanked
Punk: Let's fuck and make a shitty baby together
Goth: Sure, I'm bored and I can whine about how bad the sex was later
Punk: That's cool, I just want to hate fuck your fat ass anyway
Ten months later...
EMO BABY IS BORN!
(And the world suffers)
Goth: I'm tanked
Punk: Let's fuck and make a shitty baby together
Goth: Sure, I'm bored and I can whine about how bad the sex was later
Punk: That's cool, I just want to hate fuck your fat ass anyway
Ten months later...
EMO BABY IS BORN!
(And the world suffers)
by Johnny Nines April 11, 2010
Get the Emomug.