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Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011
mugGet the Mary's Cancermug.

Cancer

Girls who use TikTok so much with their tounge and all out. Pretty much, they're Furries, but worse.
Ron: Yo, have you seen my sister in these days?
Jake: Oh, your Cancer?
Ron: Cancer? Wa- wait what?
Jake: Yeah. Cancer. She closed herself in the basement.
Phone: *SisGamer_69x posted another video. Check it out!*
Ron: Come with me.
Jake: With a Shotgun or what?
Ron: Nerf Guns.
by Jakeix April 1, 2019
mugGet the Cancermug.
A question used by people to identify who is a Fortnite kid.
Person 1: Cure cancer or wenegade raider
Fortnite kid: wenegade raider
Person 1: imagine being a Fortnite kid.
by Soviet 7k on October 12, 2023
mugGet the Cure cancer or wenegade raidermug.

Cancer

The one thing that could kill TechnoBlade but lost in a tie.
DreamStan:how did your favorite YouTuber die?
SanePerson: The king died in a tie with Cancer.
by PuppyEpic July 13, 2022
mugGet the Cancermug.

bicep cancer

The sort of feeling you get when you are either done wrong by a lightweight (utter loser), in numbskull fashion, rendering them an even bigger lightweight than they already were.
Guy 1: "Man that dude really did Katherine dirty the other day by spilling her egg burger all over the ground!"
Guy 2: "Yeah people like him really give me bicep cancer..."
by Hammer Of Doubt June 29, 2022
mugGet the bicep cancermug.

Cancer

Jacob Sartorius is cancer
by Shdudbdhdhdbhddj February 28, 2018
mugGet the Cancermug.

cancer

this is a person who uses op hero but doesn't know how to use it
guy1-i pick yasuo
guy2-cancer ampota
by mrniceguy. March 30, 2021
mugGet the cancermug.

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