Little Man Syndrome (LMS)

A total douche bag that tries to compensate for his shortness/ smallness by being a total tool, and making himself look like a faggot. Therefore resulting in complete hatred.

Little Man Syndrome (LMS) is a man such as yourself.

by 9876324915 November 28, 2010

one-man-douche-circus

A way to describe someone who has made a fool of himself/herself in the past, or is generally an unlikable or moronic person.

I hope Jason doesn't come sit with us at lunch. That guy is a one-man-douche-circus.

by hooptey November 18, 2004

Fastest man-made object

On the 17th of April, 1976, space craft Helios 2 set the record for the fastest man-made object at approximately 150,000mph; 241,350 km/h; 203.25 times the speed of sound at -3 degrees Celsius (see Mach); or about 1/4470th the speed of light.

Don't worry about the passengers' brains melting, the fastest man-made object was unmanned. The fastest *Manned* Vehicle was the Apollo 10 capsule on re-entry at ~24,790 mph (39,885 km/h) on the 26th of May 1969.

by Zach Drahbege January 12, 2009

Working Man's Wedding Proposal

Occurs when a woman presents a man with a positive pregnancy test, and shortly thereafter, they are married. The wedding is usually performed without fanfare at a courthouse or VFW/Bingo hall by a justice of the peace.

Man 1: What's wrong?
Man 2: The girlfriend gave me a Working Man's Wedding Proposal last night. I gotta meet her at the courthouse during my lunch break today.
Man 1: Damn, that sucks.

by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008

2-Man Rule

The sacred rule of Discord vc: If two guys are alone in the voice chat, it is gay.

Guy 1: Hey man, want to play some Valorant
Guy 2: Sure, if we get a 3rd
Guy 2: What why?
Guy 1: It's the 2-Man Rule dude

by Lordrick J Cordrick April 25, 2022

Blow the man down

A lyric in a song often sung by pirates.It means to give someone such a great blowjob and for so long that they fant. It is said to refer to giving a blowjob. In pirate days it is a historical fact that among them there was a lot of guy on guy gay sex because there were few women on there ships. and it is also said that they were the first to use the word blowjob. there is a porn film set in pirate days that illustrates this.

Blow the man down refers to a blow job.

by The Fury 13 November 20, 2010

pull your man card

To de-moralize or humiliate someone by considering them less than a man, or not a "real" man

Some guy: dude im givin u 10 days to hit that bitch and if u dont ima pull your man card
Some other guy: aww fuck

by Dano3805 September 7, 2006