A rare, mysterious condition in which a person’s head transforms into a literal hat, compelling them to obey the enigmatic and ever-shifting “Laws of Zendaya.” Symptoms may include involuntary posing, fashion-related visions, and an uncontrollable urge to walk imaginary runways.
She woke up with Anita's - Big hat syndrome
her head was a wide-brimmed hat, and a mysterious voice whispered, 'Obey Zendaya…
her head was a wide-brimmed hat, and a mysterious voice whispered, 'Obey Zendaya…
by Ted_bomb May 3, 2025
Get the Anita's - Big hat syndromemug. legends of kpop. 5 of the most unique voices you will ever hear, pure talent. they paved the way for everybody else.
by hanbinulted March 1, 2020
Get the Big Bangmug. by Radgirl02 December 9, 2016
Get the big lip davidmug. by Jared Simms May 7, 2024
Get the Big Sonia Gyattmug. A very large woman, who considers her self a BBW however looks and smells just like a creature from the swamp. A woman who doesn't keep up with person hygiene, and could definitely shave, and washer her cooch and what she considers her fupa. 10/10 chance she was in a high school drama club, so she thinks she can sing (lord help us). 10/10 chance she will have a vest friend Dakota/Cody/Koda. Probably hangs out at local bar where she hopes to take the lives of young drunk transgender men and anorexic blondes named probably named Ashley/ diamond/ Andrea. Will spike your drink. Cannot fight her own battles so she likes to involve her friends or her father. Will tell you she's suicidal if you threaten to leave her. Best way to avoid this woman is to run far, far away.
She told me her name was Jess but she looks more like a BIG JESS.
Did you see BIG JESS at karaoke night? I thought she was drunk but it just turns out she can't sing.
BIG JESS is telling everyone I'm her boyfriend, man she's crazy.
Did you see BIG JESS at karaoke night? I thought she was drunk but it just turns out she can't sing.
BIG JESS is telling everyone I'm her boyfriend, man she's crazy.
by Oops 🤭 July 28, 2020
Get the Big Jessmug. by Dydgehe January 12, 2023
Get the Big hornymug. 