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Cuckaash Simp

A person who regularly simps for, self depreciates for, and gets humiliated by their only sexual partner in life, while simultaneously getting cheated on by that person, drained financially, mentally, and emotionally, but NEVER physically. Their "partner", meanwhile, signals to other suiters that they are available and brags about having LOTS of experience.

A person who is both a "cuck" and a "simp" for a person what is not worth their time to such an extreme that they will become famous for it, if they aren't already in exchange for any career they can no longer have or have already lost because of the object of their desire.

(This is in regards to Akaash Singh, a comedian and friend of Andrew Schulz who co stars on the Flagrant Podcast. Akaash had many takes on cucking and how he's a better man than someone like Myron Gaines who represents the "red pill" because of how much more respect he has for women, even going so far as to call Myron a "neanderthal" for his beliefs... Then Akaash's wife gets super famous for all the wrong reasons, and it turns out she is not the sort of woman Akaash should be defending, let alone be married to. She has a bunch of skeletons in her college dorm room closet.)
You're not just any simp... You're a "Cuckaash Simp". Please wake up and smell the fish tacos.
by AwsmMayCry December 5, 2025
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Patio Simian

A classier term to replace the phrase “Porch Monkey” on the competitive racism scene
P1- “did you see that patio simian using all his food stamps on grape kool-aid”
P2- “Yeah bro, like get a job, you ape”
by HazmatTechni-10 December 11, 2025
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To Simba somebody

To Simba somebody is when a person reaches down their underwear to scratch themselves and then immediately slides that same hand under another person’s nose or across their forehead. It’s a gross, shameless move meant to make the other person notice.
“He didn’t even hesitate, just scratched and Simba’d me!”
To Simba somebody is when a person reaches down their underwear to scratch themselves and then immediately slides that same hand under another person’s nose or across their forehead. It’s a gross, shameless move meant to make the other person notice.
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Playing Simcity

When instead of focusing on battle and conquest in any combat-oriented RTS game, you spend the resources meticulously designing your own home base/town/castle. This is detrimental outside of single-player mode.
"This little kid is just playing Simcity. Let's nuke his shit."
by Susie Sue December 24, 2025
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the james simmons

Complete and utter faggot who loves the cock and who lets lauren suck his dong
The James Simmons relaxed whilst lauren gave him domeski dome
by Steve March 17, 2005
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doing the simmons

thats when someone goes past postal and totally freaks the hell out of u by going mental on you. someone u know thats gone totally crazy on you over the past few years.
doing the simmons is what this dictionary definition explains.
by john bublee July 20, 2008
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