Interational show me your nipples day

Friday, May 9th is the Internationally recognized day to show your best online friend your badonkadonks!

Hey man, can you pop a pepperoni? I'm tryna see some nips on Interational show me your nipples day !

by Dimmaladingus May 8, 2025

Ergo me smart

An argument given not to make a point but to prove the intelligence of the person making it.

You: "I feel strongly about 'topic' and here is why."
Some guy on the internet: "That may be the case but did you know caring about things is for idiots? Ergo me smart."

by Candleends March 29, 2019

Me

Gongaga.

Me? Gongaga.

by SirTableflip October 1, 2020

talk doctorate to me

Slang term used when guys like highly intelligent girls and hear their conversations. Young men that use this term use this as a substitute for "Talk dirty to me", because it is more respectful and overall classier, and compliments the woman on her intelligence and achievements in obtaining her PhD in the field of her choice. Same for the opposite sex.

Guys be like: "Talk doctorate to me, woman."

by BabydollDame22 January 3, 2017

Actively provoke me into murdering kids

And that's what ole' Sam Sedar is trying distract you from.

Hym "The fact that while he is telling you not to do anything to stop the children from getting murdered.... He is also instructing people to actively provoke me into murdering kids. So it's a 2 pronged attack. Intended both to provoke and immiserate me into child murder because taking my freedom is more important to him than your kids not getting murdered. And he as already MADE IT HAPPEN. They are calling for people to use the weaponized schizophrenia. The people they are doing it to a murdering you kids for it. And then Sam Sedar goes on his show, lies to you about how the only solution if banning guns (even though there was a mass stabbing that killed 10 people and several shootings that killed less than 10) and then YOU vote for the people and policies he tells you to vote for and regardless of whether or not you kids die Sam Sedar get more political power for himself. And that's all this is about. Keeping himself on the internet. Which is not what's going to happen if I have anything to say about it. He want you to lie for him now, so that if the kid dies you have an easier time lying about his culpability. You think he is going to come forward and say 'yeah I didn't like what he said on urban dictionary so I provoked, stalked, and harassed him for several years to get him to murder a kid?' No. He won't do that. But YOU will have to live with the decision he made and you have have to live with the only choice I was given and I won't."

by Hym Iam October 31, 2025

Pick me

A pick me is an extremly annoying Person who always hangs out with the boys and tries to be super cute

Examples for Pick me s:
„O-M-G joshy you are so tall! Lets compare hand sizes“
„Girls are literally so boring thats why the boys only hang out with ME😘☺️❤️🥰“

by SuperP00per June 12, 2022

fuck me

fuck me daddy ahhhhh~

fuck me daddy aaaaaahhhhh~

by Emory Andrew Tate III August 9, 2022