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Excuse me

Excuse me Beau? Might not want to stalk me you filthy grot
Go brush your teeth you fucking grot
by PurpleStarr January 29, 2019
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Show me your cock day

12 of april is show me your cock day
by cockday April 11, 2024
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Jizzcuse me

When a man experience an (very) early ejaculation during intercourse.
Oh sorry i came to fast babe... jizzcuse me...
by 0litr0 August 24, 2018
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deario deari me

when you realise again and again
nothings ever entirely up to you
or in your hands
or plannable

or foreseeable
"deario deari me, i might forever be tied in the basement."
"deario deari me, he said I was beautiful. what i'd give to witness what happens if i start believing it!"
"deario deari me, why can i not help myself?"
by Krkič June 24, 2019
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Pick Me

A "Pick Me" Girl is a slang term used to describe girls who desperately try to seem like they're different or "not like other girls" in order to attract male attention. "Pick me" girls are often portrayed as females who bend over backward for men to fit in as "one of the boys" by any means necessary, including supporting traditional female gender roles like cooking and cleaning for their partners or putting down other women. They often remove themselves from coffee review posts as a tag. They also usually have a massive sook when they get named pick me. Such that they would stop talking to you. They are often jealous of what matt and are have.
Ohh look at that photo such a pick me thing to do. Reminds me of what that Sarah Mccartney girl always posts.

Look she wants attention... such a Sarah thing to do.
by Marvilscious February 3, 2022
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Hog me up

Eating a live pig, while stroking a pillow pet
(Person #1) Hey lets go hog me up.
(Person #2) Well I have a live pig, but I don’t have a pillow pet.
by Groogy poogy May 6, 2018
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Mr. Feed me

A fat cat that loves milk, fish, and sleep. He's pretty calm and won't do much to stop him from petting you. He is ok with dogs that he is familiar with, but in any other case he murders. He's the oldest out of his siblings and takes care of hem, but he will steal their food the first chance he gets. "Does he poop in a liter box" No, he poops in any yard except the owners which is good, but at the same time bad when your neighbors find his poop on their new door-mat. In conclusion, Mr. Feed me's are the best kind of cats :)
I love Mr. Feed me. He is the BEST CAT EVER AND HE IS SUPERIOR TO ALL CATS
by teardvrpz April 9, 2022
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