Love Smoosh

When a woman takes a dump on her husband and rubs it in with her bum.

My wife gave me the most heartfelt love smoosh last night.

by Mdhut56 November 6, 2021

Love

It’s fake and pointless

Don’t fall in love

by Nah she April 14, 2022

Two love birds

When you are holding up both middle fingers without your thumb sticking out mean “I love you”. One middle finger with no thumb mean “love you” only.

*Sticks two middle fingers up with no thumb (two love birds)*

“aww i love you too”

by Big Sitt April 12, 2024

I love you more

When Michael has an abundance of more love for Kierstynn than Kierstynn has for Michael

Shut up I love you more nerd

by Crocklover69 January 18, 2022

Ellie loves Levi more

Ellie legally love Levi more because she is swag and he cannot beat her swag.

Ellie loves Levi more BC she swag asf
But Levi got a cuter smile cause he also swag asf

by Asscrackingnutsuck July 10, 2021

Love

What you give a bad name. You probably call it Xdccfg or something...
Also you were to blame for shooting me in the heart, jerk.

Maple: I Xdccfg you!
Rockaroo: You give love a bad name.

by SandwichEaterEaterGuyEater November 7, 2023

Unrequited Love

The personification of hell on earth. It is when you love someone so much, you blind yourself to the reality that they wont love you back, or atleast love you as much as you love them. It is the never ending cycle of pain and misery, trying to hold a conversation is equivalent to waiting for a plane at a train station. You live in the delusion of your own creation, telling yourself that eventually you'll get what you want, eventually ending in heartbreak.

Unrequited love is the worst kind of pain

by Averagescienceenjoyer February 9, 2024