Man Pop-Culture Law

Also known as the "Rule of Three Months"

Men who have an interest in any type of Hollywood gossip or juicy celeb scoop are obligated by this law to do the following:

-Buy a People, Us Weekly, or Star magazine once a month and let it sit for three months. Once three months goes by you can read all the juicy gossip to prepare for conversation. (Can be replaced with TMZ's three month old archives or recording an Entertainment Tonight episode and watching in three months)

This is so that a man does not appear too up-to-date on their juicy Hollywood gossip.

Group: Hey did you hear about Jessica Simpson?

Man #1: Isn't she dating Tony Romo or something? I saw her at a Cowboys game.

Group: Uhh... that was like months ago! She is dating a new man now!

Notice Man #1's effective use of the "Man Pop-Culture Law"

by DefinitelyNotSketch September 16, 2009

Man of action

Male wrist action, usually by males that play with action men. Usually used in a negitive sense to bring shame upon the "man of action" at the time.

What a man of action... (roll eyes)

by Kow_Patt November 12, 2004

a man a plan a canal panama

the longest palindrome thats not retarded.

guy-"holy crap a man a plan a canal panama is the longest palindrome thats not retarded!"

by sooperdooper1234abcdefg March 9, 2009

man-activated air bags

A woman who thrusts her breasts out like a cheap Korean prostitute whenever a guy talks to her.

"I can't help it,every time a man talks to me,they shoot out like man activated air bags."

by Anonymous November 6, 2002

Ice Cream Man

A term denoting if someone is homosexual.

Bro #1: Hey, let's stop at that club. It looks bumpin'.

Bro #2: Are you gay or something? That place is full of Ice Cream Men.

-or-

Bro #1: I don't know what it is about bill but he gives off a weird vibe.

Bro #2: He's a total Ice Cream Man, dude. Didn't you see him trying to hit on me last week?

by archangelGTZNegger March 27, 2011

see a man about a mule

Take a piss. Or do a Number 1. Especially if you a seriously full bladder. Not to be confused with see a man about a dog

<Early> I gotta see a man about a mule
<Brian> What?
<Early> Take a piss
- Kalifornia

by terminator March 10, 2004

Spider-man Edition Phone

When your phone has a cracked screen, it's not broken, it's webbed. It's just a special Spider-man Edition Phone.

MITCH: "Wow, how did you crack your phone's screen so bad?"
NIC: "It's not cracked, its a special Spider-man Edition Phone."
MITCH: "Touche."

by The CBear April 3, 2010