A person that has extremely smelly ass feet, similar to the smell of downtown Hong Kong. (a smell of rotten onions, urine, and poo)
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Get the Booty fart nigga man mug.This sexual act requires two men, a ladder, and a sexual partner. Have the two men stand on each side of the ladder, and the sexual partner in the middle. The sexual partner provides oral sex for both men, hence the Two Man Ladder Stand.
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Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird
Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird
by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020
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Person2: pepsi man took the kids then?
Person2: pepsi man took the kids then?
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Get the Pepsi man took the kids mug.As you get older, you often find your ball sack hanging lower than in your younger years. When it gets long enough, you can attempt the old man hole-in-one. You tuck you soggy, stretched out beanbag between your legs and tuck it in to your asshole, all while stroking your engorged shaft.
That old fuck, Billy, hasn’t left his house in 3 days. I bet he’s in there giving himself the old man hole-in-one.
by Kung fu Jim September 26, 2020
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John: I have to take a meeting in the one-man conference room - I do not want to be disturbed.
Joe: Is it a stand-up meeting?
John: No it is a sit-down meeting.
Later...
Joe: How did your meeting go?
John: Negotiations were tough but it all worked out in the end. Of course no job is ever finshed until the paper work is done.
Joe: Is it a stand-up meeting?
John: No it is a sit-down meeting.
Later...
Joe: How did your meeting go?
John: Negotiations were tough but it all worked out in the end. Of course no job is ever finshed until the paper work is done.
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