Nice term to describe anyone designated or willing to stay sober at events involving alcoholic consumption. Basically, a nice way of saying, "don't worry my friend, I'm staying sober- so you don't have to! Which means I'll be there at the end of the evening to question that 'date' you picked up, drive you home, and provide adequate support for you're drunken heap of a body... well go on then, get drinking!"
Joseph: Hey, you having a drink?
Joe: Nope, I'm staying sober- so you dont have to!
Joseph: okay- You just volunteered to pay... bitch!
Joe: Nope, I'm staying sober- so you dont have to!
Joseph: okay- You just volunteered to pay... bitch!
by Firelovesugar January 11, 2009
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Linguistics: Derived from "ur mom gae"
History: was used to defeat hitler, stalin and mao, as well as convince Abraham Lincoln to abolish slavery
Linguistics: Derived from "ur mom gae"
History: was used to defeat hitler, stalin and mao, as well as convince Abraham Lincoln to abolish slavery
Hitler: I exist
The guy who killed hitler: Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Hitler: *dies*
Everyone else: Hooray! let's build a statue of the guy who killed hitler!
The guy who killed hitler: Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Hitler: *dies*
Everyone else: Hooray! let's build a statue of the guy who killed hitler!
by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG April 29, 2021
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Get the i want to put my insides in you mug."Let me tell you about homestuck" is a joke about homestuck fans trying to tell normal people about homestuck.
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1: Ten Things I Hate About You is my favorite TV show!
2: Who raised you? The movie can kick your TV show's ass anyday
2: Who raised you? The movie can kick your TV show's ass anyday
by plebingirlm December 10, 2010
Get the Ten Things I Hate About You mug.Phrase used after you say something (generally a longer story) and no one responds, similar to how a ted talk works.
You: *tells a long story about how you dropped your enchilada*
group chat: *doesnt respond”
You: Thank you for coming to my ted talk
group chat: *doesnt respond”
You: Thank you for coming to my ted talk
by jamesqu August 2, 2018
Get the Thank you for coming to my ted talk mug.For situations where the more common phase "...beat the shit out of you..." is inadequate in conveying the profound level of beating that is about to take place, the enhanced phrase "...beat the every-living shit out of you..." is fully able to convey the more complete intended meaning and associated depth of conviction concerning the need for such a vigorous beating.
Hey Skyczics, it's not cool to steal parts from a man's chopper. It's not cool at all; it's fuck'n chilly - and chilly is never cool. I'm not going to just hurt you for this unforgivable transgression, I'm going to beat the ever-living shit out of you.
by zoner_haziflux2 October 30, 2010
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