pepper shit sneeze

This is the act where a bitch-slut scratches her bum (collecting shit) sniffs her fingers, sneezes on you or your belongings, rubs it in/off leaving a shit mark on you.

Jake said "Amy, want to not pepper shit sneeze all over me you bitch-slut"

by ThePlayerSlut December 13, 2015

shit hole piler

Someone who piles stuff (shit) in different piles when they don’t feel like putting it where it belongs. Typically a lazy person.

“Chris can you stop being such a shit hole piler and put the stuff where it belongs?”

by Whorefrog1 June 8, 2019

Shit on your sundress

When bad weather ruins your plans

Mackenzie: It went from sunlight to rainfall. My plans are ruined!

Cody: Sounds like someone took a shit on your sundress!

by watermelawn March 13, 2017

shit like a mink

A saying coined and used exclusively by the late Anthony Bourdain, assumed to be a euphemism for diarrhea onset by hot and spicy food.

“This curry is going to make me shit like a mink later.”

by A/UM/E May 17, 2023

Shit Covered Monkey

When a person is going through a bad time personally, such as a nasty divorce, and other people pick up on that subconsciously and don't want to be near them. Sad, but true. But it will eventually end once all the shit is off of you.

Man dude, I know you're going through a nasty divorce right now and no one wants to be around you. You're a Shit Covered Monkey and they're afraid that shit is going fly off you and get on them. You gotta wait until all the shit is off you.

by Frenchie Free May 24, 2018

aww shit dawg

The moment you realize you oded on meth in the living while your 2 year old is dead from thirst and starvation locked in the bathroom

Aww shit dawg! Lil bubby is dead in the bathroom and moomaw on the floor

by Fireworkslut November 8, 2020

jaw yo shit

A hood way of saying , whoop your ass.

Tina : Look at Armani , she has an ass face !
Armani : bitch I will jaw yo shit .

by kaay.Loaf August 10, 2016