When your working outside and you gotta take a huge shit, but there is no bathroom in site. So you drop your pants, lean up against the nearest house and make it rain. When you are finished you find a garden hose and wash it off.
Hey Patrick, where you been? I had to take a massive dump and was running around trying to find a bathroom..I couldn't hold it any longer so I had to pull an Old Man Jerry (OMJ)
by Rosh507 December 14, 2014
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"Why is Lee Chop Ming trying to bulk up when his face looks squashed on a windshield? He's like the fucking Elephant man Getting a Haircut, he's still ugly as fuck."
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If only he knew that he should have used BRACES to provide additional trouser (not pants) security.
If only he knew that he should have used BRACES to provide additional trouser (not pants) security.
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What is said Tony: I will stop and get some beer on the way to your house.
What actually happens: Tony shows up with a poor mans six pack, aka. natty and Old Mill. in a grocery bag to a liquor party
What actually happens: Tony shows up with a poor mans six pack, aka. natty and Old Mill. in a grocery bag to a liquor party
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