phone love

What happens when you begin to type I love you to someone and the phone automatically fills in the name of the person you are texting and their phone does the same when they text it back.

My phone suggests your name everytime I text I love you, my phone loves you. It must be phone love.

by Ndstyl February 5, 2018

Ellie loves Levi more

Ellie legally love Levi more because she is swag and he cannot beat her swag.

Ellie loves Levi more BC she swag asf
But Levi got a cuter smile cause he also swag asf

by Asscrackingnutsuck July 10, 2021

Love

What you give a bad name. You probably call it Xdccfg or something...
Also you were to blame for shooting me in the heart, jerk.

Maple: I Xdccfg you!
Rockaroo: You give love a bad name.

by SandwichEaterEaterGuyEater November 7, 2023

Love Umbrella

A gut so big that your SO can give you oral sex in the rain and still stay dry.

It was pouring outside when my woman gave me oral sex. She stayed dry because my love umbrella covered her.

by Jenkum DeCoux December 18, 2010

I love flying my spaceship thru the glaciers🛸

Alternate saying for total nigger death

Man I love flying my spaceship thru the glaciers🛸

by Spaceship Flyer🛸 January 12, 2025

Love Smoosh

When a woman takes a dump on her husband and rubs it in with her bum.

My wife gave me the most heartfelt love smoosh last night.

by Mdhut56 November 6, 2021

Two love birds

When you are holding up both middle fingers without your thumb sticking out mean “I love you”. One middle finger with no thumb mean “love you” only.

*Sticks two middle fingers up with no thumb (two love birds)*

“aww i love you too”

by Big Sitt April 12, 2024