Van

Van is someone who hates themselves and has been through a lot. They typically are short but act big. They have dyed hair and glasses. They hate how they look and are probably a bit chunky. They struggle to figure out what sexuality they are and spend all hours thinking if the rude jokes people tell them were really jokes. They try to hint sometimes that they need a hug and they have divorced parents.

"Hey look at Van, she ugly lmao"

"Oh look it's Van, short ash"

by urhairdyemommy February 16, 2022

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Get the Vanmug.

Vans

Something that private investigators drive to spy on you dumb bitches!

Bitch you have a fleet of vans following your ass...you better watch your back.

by Howard's End!! September 27, 2018

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Get the Vansmug.

van zieks

a character from the great ace attorney/dai gyakuten saiban (my spelling is bad, I'm so sorry)
he is commonly headcanoned as either gay, somewhat racist or homophobic.

common ships on ao3 are :
sholmes x van zieks
ryunosuke x van zieks
and kazuma x van zieks
albert x van zieks too
yes these are all slash ships, ask ao3 users (I do use ao3 , don't ask me though)

i wrote this for fun, don't come at me if you disagree

K : hey partner, do you simp for van zieks?
R : kazuma! you know i am not a simp!
K : ........really?

by some anon user April 15, 2022

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Get the van zieksmug.

van sui

copy cat of another person named van, think shes good at art when shes not, is in love with someone younger than her and tried stealing her friends boyfriend

“i hate van sui”

by jshsjshdjdjjd November 12, 2021

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