Golden Valley

Noun. When you surprise pee on someone while they're settling in for an evening bath. Bonus points if you aim for rubber duckies

My metro room mate was taking a bath, sipping on white wine, so I whipped out my one-eyed willy and turned that tub into a Golden Valley.

by BedBath&Beyonce August 15, 2016

Mormon Valley Dodgeball

The act of anally stimulating a woman, and upon reaching climax, pulling your erect penis out of her anal cavity, placing your testicles inside of her sphincter, and releasing your load on her back.

"I totally Mormon Valley Dodgeballed that chick from my church last night"
"How was it?"
"Stinky."

by FatherToothpaste January 20, 2017

rain in the valley

When there is sweat between you tits

"Sam there is rain in the valley"
"Gross, grace"

by The ash attack February 9, 2017

Valley girl

A girl who is addicted to nicotine and cannot think for herself. She usually follows the trends and is naturally pretty but fucking useless. They can’t do anything and only know how to use a phone. They use the words « like » « omg » and other useless interjections. They are usually blond and are very basic.

Wow I was trying to hook up with this valley girl last night
I think i might kill my self

by Maia is a stupid blonde December 11, 2019

Apple Valley Steamer

Where you wake up the next morning, and your significant other forgot to wipe the night before your anal tickling with your bald head.

"Dude, why does it look like a poop emoji on your head?"
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."

by griz93 December 25, 2019

Chenango Valley

Every ugly girl that you’ve ever seen goes to this school. Most of the people are rich and goodie goodies. There are also a lot of stoners. The boys are hot asf and have great shoe game. Every Valley kid hates chenango forks with everything. The teachers are either rlly nice or mean

Omg that girl was so ugly she must go to chenango valley

by Idkwhowrotethis February 5, 2020

Delaware Valley University

A multidisciplinary university that certainly carries a college vibe with strong ties to its Agrarian foundations (AKA DelVal). To be an Aggie, represented by Caesar the Ram, is to enjoy a small campus community within a scenic campus flanked on the South and West by farmland. You are given a lot of freedom to experience this campus as a student that can change your outlook on many things you previously thought you understood well coming out of high school. The people you meet here are genuine and come with such variety that the worst thing you can do is keep to yourself too much here. Thinking of playing a sport? The Division 3 programs here are accepting to new-comers and each team creates a strong bond between its players that will last long after graduating. As a freshman, you're likely to live in lower-end dormitories with other underclassmen, however, utilize this fact to create friendships with all the other students in the same boat as you. The school has a solid commuter base, so campus may feel smaller on weekends, but that just means there's more room for you and your posse to make campus your world! Take many opportunities to be social, such as clubs, student government, campus events, and understand the resources available here because these 4 years fly by!

Person1: "I heard Delaware Valley University is all farmers and football players! Might not be my vibe."
Person 2: "Sure there are agriculture minded students and a fair amount of athletes, but the variety of the people I am meeting here point to an environment of great opportunity because of the welcoming nature and wide variety of students that have chosen to enjoy DelVal to the fullest."

by MartyMcWiseguy March 30, 2020