Jive Turkey

A. Someone in a green house who thinks they know what theyre talking about but really.... they do not.

B. Someone who will suck another man's D for money or to get called up from B

Andrew thought he knew what he was talking about but in reality, he is a jive turkey

by obalsajiveturkey69 May 16, 2011

wild turkey

When someone sticks four fingers spread out in a vagina and and the thumb up the butt. That person then wiggles their thumb and makes turkey noises, such as gobble gobble gobble. It can also be reversed with the fingers in the butt and the thumb in the vagina.

For thanksgiving your dad decided to give your mother a wild turkey.

by Mike Dog April 15, 2006

Turkey Bum

one who is a tight arse
or just a douche

David Hernyk

by Steven Tono October 7, 2003

Turkey Neck

The frozen neck of a thanksgiving turkey. Used as a fake penis to scare stupid girls at parties.

I walked in with my turkey neck and all the girls ran off screaming.

by marco December 12, 2003

slammin the turkey

when some fat guy tries to masturbate by his arms are to fat to come together.

Ryan: hey look! that fat guy's slammin the turkey! im so hot
Drake: eww you're a wierdo!!

by someone better than you April 29, 2006

jive turkey

some people say that a jive turkey is a person that talks shit and has no clue what they're talking about however the uncommon definition is a total fucking badass who gets tons of ladies

guy one: Hey see that guy over there
guy two: yeah what about him
guy one: he's the biggest jive turkey
guy two: o so he talks a lot of shit and actually has no clue what hes talking about
guy one: No dude he's a total fucking badass ass who gets tons of ladies
guy two: really?
guy one: ya his kind is also known as a jive turkey of another feather

by guyone June 3, 2008

Hammer Turkey

When you get so drunk/stoned you gobble like a turkey, and think you are about to fall of the earth.

"Man, Hans was so ffed up, he was talkin'like a HAMMER TURKEY!"

by Gabba February 23, 2005