Towel rack

When a man gets a huge boner.. so big and raging infact, you could hang a heavy, wet towel on it!

Liam: Dam I dropped my towel.. now I have to bend down to reach it, Ooh wait.. I dont have to.. My raging boner caught it!

haha.. I have a natural towel rack.

by welshguy January 17, 2010

butt-towel

The towel somone uses to do that butt-flos thing to dry there butt. You never want to remember that the towel you just used was/could have been a butt-towel.

Kid:(just gets out of shower)
Kid:(Begins drying off with towel)
Kid:"Wait..."
Kid:(Smells towel)
Kid:"AHH! IT MY SISTERS BUTT-TOWEL SHE USED THIS MORNING!!!)
(ominous laughter heard)

by RoboChick May 9, 2009

towelie

Second best "South Park" character. (Behind Cartman)

Towelie: "I choooose... I choose.. BOTH!"
(Popeye Theme Song)

by XMizzBojanglesX October 7, 2006

tokers

people who smoke pot

those guys are huge tokers

by anonymous April 9, 2005

Midnight Toker

A person that consumes cannabis late at night. Usually someone who doesn't want to get caught by others, most likely parents. These people will sometimes invest in a vaporizer, for more stealth toking.

Cole's parents seen the movie Reefer Madness so to avoid any backlash from his parents about his consumption of marijuana, he invested in a vape and switched to only smoking at night time when they were asleep. Thanks to this switch, he no longer gets lectured about the 'dangers' of this harmless herb. He is now considered a Midnight Toker.

by MidnightTokingAllNightLong December 6, 2011

fucked 3 ways towards the sun

saying that someone is crazy/mad in too many ways to count.
but with no diagnosed illness. they just appear very strange.

saying that there are too many things extremely wrong with someone to even begin to start to describe them. used when referring to mental-wrongs not physical or situational.

you need to watch out for that girl, lydia.
she is fucked 3 ways towards the sun!

(also used in the film "wedding crashers" when vince vaugn is reffering to a bonkers female character who wont leave him alone)

by id really rather not put my name November 15, 2007

low tolerance

What you can't put up with shit very easy. When someone says something stupid and instead of ignoring them you flip a bitch!

high tolerance day =

Man: Hey look up in the sky its the sun.
Other man: ...... Cool

low tolerance day =
Man : Hey look up in the sky its the sun.
Other man : NO FUCKING WAY ASSHOLE!!

by C.e.S.0111 January 27, 2012