touche

if your response to an offending comment is exactly true and cuts someone off from a reply... it's like "good call";paying recognition to the quality of what someone has said in responce

"get fucked u fucking pussy"
"take a good look because im the only pussy you'll ever see!"
"touché"

by lil miss vixen April 21, 2005

Touchfuzzy

A person who is sensitive, takes things personally, and who can't take a joke. A person s in love it's beyond euphoria with not taking that joke. That could be described as butterflies in your logic.

Person A: I bet you can't last a week in Wisconsin.

Touchfuzzy: I'm so good at surviving there I'll drown in the cheese.

by Some_Random_Chick January 17, 2010

touch cloth

to be near the point of defecating in one's pants after waiting too long

You should not have to wait til you touch cloth because they are repairing the sink. Use the hand sanitizer.

by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2010

touch hole

(1) n - vagina/anus
(2) n - a slutty girl
(3) n - see asshole, douchbag, fag, jewbag

(1) that girl has one nasty fucking touch hole!
(2) that touch hole has slept with everybody on campus.
(3) don't be such a fucking touch hole!

by je adore dior March 9, 2003

Touch down

a cocktail made of wodka, apricot brandy, orange, citron and passion fruit juice and grenadine. please skip the grenadine or you'll ruin one of the few cocktails that aren't sweet as a cat's ass.

dude, give me another touch down

by unsuspicious February 22, 2009

touch a button

A phrase originating from Jamaican artist, Vybz Cartel. An insult, really, touch a button insinuates that you can't do anything about your current situation, and are in a position of weakness. Synonymous with get mad, and do something, touch a button is kinda like a threat, daring you to do something. Used by Trinis and people all over the Caribbean.

1) Eyy! You take my five hundred dollars I was saving up boy! What happen to you?!
What you gonna do? Touch a buton, nah!

2)Why you hit me for? You wah see I damage yuh face or something?!
You play mad! Touch a button nah, see what will happen

by Convent.Love August 2, 2011

mexico toucher

the way another country describes the US. USA being the only country that touches mexico.

"bacdafucup you mexico touchers im from cananda"-a canadian

" no way you stinky mexico touchers!"-canada to the us on THE SIMSPONS

by dont be a menace March 9, 2005