n. A sport played by hipsters. Instead of shooting paintballs out of a paintball gun, participants each buy a large bubble tea and shoot the boba at passing cars through the straw (not unlike spitballs). The object of the game is to hit as many cars as possible with the provided boba; the winner is crowned King of the Hipsters for a day.
Hey, where are Caleb and Lafe?
They were trimming their beards earlier, now they're playing hipster paintball.
They were trimming their beards earlier, now they're playing hipster paintball.
by pianoman682 May 12, 2013
She was really in to hipster-hop because she liked electronica but was trying to become interested in rap.
by Du Monee November 15, 2009
Like a dirty sanchez, only the feces are rubbed on the chin in a goatee shape, instead of across the upper lip.
Ariel looked so hot in her horn rimmed glasses, I had to give her a dirty hipster to complete the look.
by Hipsteree January 14, 2012
What is that, the Gangnam Style dance? Does anyone even remember that song?
The kid dancing is the opposite hipster
The kid dancing is the opposite hipster
by Psypuck July 19, 2013
An activity that involves pointing out the inherent snobbery and hypocritical nature associated with the hipster attitude. While everyone seems to engage in it, it is an especially favorite pastime of hipsters themselves.
Hipster: Hipsters are incredibly annoying creations of modern society.
Non-Hipster: Dude, why are you hipster bashing? You are a hipster.
Hipster: I am NOT a hipster.
Non-Hipster: Dude, why are you hipster bashing? You are a hipster.
Hipster: I am NOT a hipster.
by DrDefinition October 20, 2015
It can be known or not it just has to be on a higher intellectual or emotional level than most. It has to leave you wanting to talk about it for ages because of how a character related to you or made you want to relate. Usually has Indie Music or songs popular music from the 80s.
Black & White Movies is a whole other branch, the classics basically. If it has some problem farthing opinions on political issues or historical events and was made long ago.
Black & White Movies is a whole other branch, the classics basically. If it has some problem farthing opinions on political issues or historical events and was made long ago.
Steve: Oh hey Lee! Did you see 12 angry men?
Lee: No... Is it good?
Steve: Yeah! It was mainly talking about the problem of how many juries don't really care about the case at hand so they don't pay attention. In result, innocent people go to jail it's kind of heart breaking once you dwell on it
Lee: Hm... When was it made?
Steve: Somewhere in the 60s...
Lee: *sigh* You and your hipster movies Steve.
Elliot: Did you guys see Perks of Being a Wallflower?
Trisha: Yeah! I did actually. I think I cried like 10 times through the whole movie!
Elliot: Well... I didn't. Do you know what song was playing at the dance?
Trisha: Um.... Oh! You mean Come On Eileen by Dexys Midnight Runners.
Elliot: I Heard it was a one- hit wonder back in the 80s.
Lee: No... Is it good?
Steve: Yeah! It was mainly talking about the problem of how many juries don't really care about the case at hand so they don't pay attention. In result, innocent people go to jail it's kind of heart breaking once you dwell on it
Lee: Hm... When was it made?
Steve: Somewhere in the 60s...
Lee: *sigh* You and your hipster movies Steve.
Elliot: Did you guys see Perks of Being a Wallflower?
Trisha: Yeah! I did actually. I think I cried like 10 times through the whole movie!
Elliot: Well... I didn't. Do you know what song was playing at the dance?
Trisha: Um.... Oh! You mean Come On Eileen by Dexys Midnight Runners.
Elliot: I Heard it was a one- hit wonder back in the 80s.
by DazeDanDboreD May 18, 2013
An exclamation made when someone try's very hard to come off as a hipster, but ends up just looking like a tool.
Also can be used in a similar manner to bitch please but only if the remark is made to a hipster.
Also can be used in a similar manner to bitch please but only if the remark is made to a hipster.
*Seemingly normal guy posts instagram photo of himself wearing fake glasses.*
Random friend: Hipster please!
Random friend: Hipster please!
by Bronty May 07, 2012