Walk in Moment

When you find your parents doing something sus and or find a sus object that belongs to them.

Bro I just had a walk in moment when I found the 400 fluid ounces of lube in their closet!!!

by massivefuckinganimetitties May 9, 2022

Crab walking

Used to describe the act of someone who never initiates or avoids social activities for the sake of being lazy.
Often uses last minute excuses to avoid leaving the house.

Friend 1: hey this party is going off, are you nearly here?
Friend 2: I was about to leave but my cat purred at me twice so I gotta stay home
Friend 1: this is the second time this week you've blown me off, stop Crab walking and leave the house

by Chris Cheezus April 8, 2019

Walking Kill

A person that dominates anything and everything in sight.

Have you ever seen Shane play cod? He’s a walking kill.

Connor always hits deep three’s. He’s a walking kill.

Did you see Tyler clear the ball full field and score? Yah man, he’s a walking kill.

Lazarus gets no buns. Yah he wishes he was a walking kill.

by Chromosome #420 February 28, 2020

walking blowjob

Someone who is a waste of space, where the load required to conceive them would've been better off swallowed during a blowjob, but that person is unfortunately living and breathing alongside the rest of society instead.

"I can't stand Roxie... She's a spoiled, inconsiderate and judgmental trust fund baby, when if you take away her looks and daddy's money, she's just a walking blowjob with an IQ lower than her shoe size."

"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)

by edw007 May 19, 2021

Blinker walk

a walk usually between 20-45 minutes where one casually blinks their cart/pen multiple times throughout the duration.

“yo chris said he’s gonna go for a blinker walk, you coming?

by indicawrld November 15, 2022

walk asparagus

The act of burning marijuana and inhaling it into your lungs through a pipe.

to: toke, smoke dope, get high, walk asparagus, ect.

by ilovemycat April 17, 2011

walk the peacock

A gender-neutral euphemism for masturbation - flexibly encompassing solo, mutual, and partner performance fellatio.

This phrase is dually used to outline a power dynamic. That is to say, obediently walking a peacock not in your charge implies passivity and an absence of individual agency whereas having one's peacock walked symbolizes dominance.

Tanya's carpal tunnel interfered with her menage a moi so she called up Josh to walk the peacock.

by Zeze.X February 25, 2018