The shutting up theory

Where you ceasing the movement of your lips so no one has to hear your annoying ass.
Kyle: why isn’t Adam talking to me?
Tom: he’s doing the shutting up theory.
by Pickle sauce February 13, 2021
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lip!bang theory

The movement or motion during masturbation that get's the job done!
Every girl has a lip!bang theory, ya know, when they are fingerbanging themselves.
by CarlosJ76 March 29, 2011
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Analytical Race Theory

Aalytical Race Theory argues that browns and blacks are significantly inferior to whites in their nature, nurture, and volition. This means in their biology, culture, and ethics. It also means in their intelligence, upbringing, and private, personal choices.

Because of these considerable, statistical weaknesses, brown and black people succeed less well than white people, personally, socially, and economically. Their failures are not due to systemic, institutional, hidden, or secret racism by whites or society.

But because these obvious and important truths are almost entirely evaded or lied about, colored people end up hugely suspicious and paranoid about their inexplicable lack of success. They tend to blame everyone – and with cause. Colored folks plaintively cry out: “Where are all the brown and black Aristotles, Ciceros, Leonardos, Edisons, Einsteins, Sam Waltons, Warren Buffets’s, Steve Jobs’s, and Bill Gates’s?” But such figures don’t exist, historically or currently.

Almost all white, brown, and black intellectual, civic, and political leaders today choose to evade or lie about this. The result is unfocused brown and black bitterness, and hatred at their unknown enemies. Racial mistrust, tension, and conflict flourish, as does hatred of whites.

ART teaches that inter-racial harmony, cooperation, and friendship would rise dramatically if only people would stop lying. Browns and blacks would also uplift themselves radically, if only they knew what the problem was.
Analytical Race Theory contrasts vividly with Critical Race Theory as a way to defeat racial bigotry.
by Classical Liberal Warrior June 08, 2021
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Relating to two poles that are exhibiting magnetism, but the magnetic field is going in an opposite direction than normal and it theory that even Einstein has proven it happens on the Days of the Lunar Solar Eclipse and also when the planets align.
Dustin Luke Crocker is the creator of the Bipolar Magnetic Reversal Theory!!!!!!!
by DustyCracker2099 November 19, 2018
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The Big Bang theory show

The Big Bang theory show vs That 70's show

Raj-fez - the foreign brown guy who goes from shy to Chatty Cathy

Howard-Kelso - the perverted dumbass

Bernadette-Jackie - the occasional bitch

Leonard-Hyde - the curly-headed voice of reason who plays second banana to a super nerd

Sheldon-Eric - the crazy nerd obsessed with Star Wars

Amy-Donna - the main character's girlfriend

Penny-Laurie- the cheap blonde
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A person is more motivated to succeed when another individual tells that person that he or she cannot accomplish a task, negative criticism is used as motivational fuel.
Michael Jordan didn't make the high school basketball team but ended up being in the NBA because of Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory.
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During birth, as the shape of the human child begins to take form, a duck bill also is formed. In about a week, the bill will drop off and either attach to the infant's waist, or it will journey inside the anal cavity. If the bill attaches to the waist, it becomes a penis. If it does not, the child remains a female. Some anomalies may occur, such as attaching to the nipple. This will cause a disease known as Retardednippleemia which is common if the woman who is pregnant has many sex partners. Another common defect that may occur is when two bills form and one bill tunnels up the anal cavity and the other one will attach to the waist. The male born will be homosexual. Another exception to this rule is when no duck bill forms which also causes the female to become homosexual. Science has recently proved this to be true.
Surprisingly, some doctors refuse to accept The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision, however Professor Rarington Rockwood has agreed with Galvis's theory for quite some time.
by Doctor Galvis Ph.D June 28, 2010
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