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river

def 1: a body of water that flows.
def 2: the middle child that annoys the heck out of his family because he's so negative. has horrible taste in most stuff and loves sauces a little too much.
def 3: a body of water that flows really hard.
def 1&3: that river is pretty.

def 2: river stop being so negative.
by khroma December 1, 2021
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The Mississippi river

When you take a naked girl and pour any liquid from her boobs to her vigina and drink it
Hey I can’t hang out ima give my girl the Mississippi River
by Bigboydirtydan69 June 11, 2018
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River Roach

Derogatory word. Racial slur used to describe Latinos who swim across the Rio Grande as illegal immigrants. Synonym: wetback.
by CaliCass August 5, 2022
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River Jackson

River Jackson: He has a very Scientific mind from a young age, with philosophy and internet in nature in the world. A powerful Libra soul and especially confident person on the outside but busy and noisy on the inside.

He is a girl catcher and booty grabber, huge math guy and journalling lover, people bully him but learn they were wrong all along.

The best type of person to learn wisdom from.
That guy: River Jackson
"He's such a crazy cool character"

"I know he's so smart and hot"
by Jibbyblooblehotmath November 23, 2021
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RIP river effect

When your up river with no river
You'll be working with Unusable stuff, in other words, you'll have the rip river effect.
by RIP river October 24, 2020
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Provo river rafting

Mormon "Soaking" with someone jumping in the bed. So it's not against the gospel.
John and Sarah did some provo river rafting last night. I'm glad they are waiting for marriage to have sex
by Mbop May 9, 2023
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Hay River, NWT

A small remote town located in the Northwest Territories, Canada on the south shore of Great Slave Lake. Mostly contains of people that are high on crack and horse tranquilizer. Not much there besides a shitty old restaurant and one street light
Guy 1: Hey, wanna go to Hay River, NWT this weekend?
Guy 2: said nobody ever
by Cinnamonrollhead February 13, 2023
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