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Lead paint stare

a term to describe an out of touch/delusional/stupid elderly person, that acts weird. "lead paint stare" is something some old people have, making them look like they're not really there, said to be an effect of lead poisoning.
why its used to describe old people is because someone near the age of your grandmother, most likely had their walls painted with paint, which contains lead, hence the lead poisoning.

shorter version: old fella has wall paint with lead, and it makes him act and look weird.
guy 1: that old person looks weird af
guy 2: yeah old person got that lead paint stare.
by moldy carpet March 19, 2024
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painting her fingernails

Painting her fingernails is when a woman masturbates on the go, like in the bathroom at a party, and when she comes out the tops of her fingernails are all glossy and shiny like she just applied a new coat of fingernail polish.

Guys like girls who paint their fingernails and who will paint them in front of them at a moments notice.
She left the bathroom door unlocked and I accidentally walked in on her listening to Sade and painting her fingernails.
by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018
mugGet the painting her fingernailsmug.

Montana Paint

Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.
The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.
by Benny Church December 5, 2012
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Paint the canvas

To succeed in leaving fecal residue on the toilet bowl after a flush.
by kdwilco August 21, 2009
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it's wet paint

To engage in cautious/risky/risque behavior.

Coined by Ravi Saini
" I wouldn't do that, it's wet paint, you might crash and burn. "
by RsvpRavi June 10, 2021
mugGet the it's wet paintmug.

Paint

Being over something or someone
by Tttt5555 September 10, 2025
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Paint the town red

1.a game typically themed around killing everyone. release date: october 13, 2015.
2. mass murder, typically in a area with a dense population or a building.
example 1
epic gamer 1: wanna play paint the town red?
epic gamer 2: sure

example 2
Murderer 1: wanna paint the town red?
Murderer 2: sure. where are the weapons?
by skibiddy1 January 2, 2025
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