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ED Pills

Pills to prove to your girl/wife that you're not a faggot having an affair with a dude.
Commercial for ED Pills- Has she been wondering lately about your sexuality? Does she tell you that every part of you is dysfunctional, and that your whiskey dick problem goes deeper than your drinking habit? That's because you need these pills, so that you can prove to her that you're not a faggot that would choose gay porn over her any day. It might not be a big deal to you, but to her it is a big deal that your dick does what it is supposed to do and stops malfunctioning.
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Ed

Ed, a rather troubled individual who is unable to contain his laughter and reacts rather spontaneously to events which he pursues. Commonly used phrases, "What'd you have for dinner?", "Scav?", and more. A typical response to these Ed's is a kind and gentle "Fuck off fatty".
Hey Flynn, what'd you have for dinner? Ed moment.
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ed sheeran phobia

being scared of ed sheeran, you see Ed in everyone who has red hair, usually is manifested with #edsheeean.
ed sheeran phobia:
you see a person with red hair
your friend: look a ginger head

you: *scream* #scary #afraid #edsheeran
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ed sheeran

a hot mf with red hair, who also happens to be a celebrity. also a sussy little emo baka...
non ranga (to ranga): are you ed Sheeran?
ranga: yes
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Ed Sheeran

You look so ed sheeran today!
That guy is very ed sheeran.
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ed sheeran

“oh ed sheeran? the dude who sharted on stage?”
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Ed Sheeran

Super sexy ranga and everyones favourite British rap artist.
Person 1: Have you heard of Ed Sheeran?

Person 2: yes everyone has you fuckwit, he's famous?!
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