tasmanian dirt devil

This is a sex act that involves first the recipient having fecal matter deposited on their face and smeared, like a cleveland steamer combined with a mud fall. Then adding in a swirlie, the individual's face is placed in a toilet as it is flushed while having intercourse in a doggystyle position.

A tasmanian dirt devil exquisitely combines defecation and fear of suffocation to heighten the sexual experience.

by Seany S April 2, 2008

do your dirt

to have sex with, hit on, fuck, or hook up with

damn all these beautiful girls, they only want to do your dirt

by I. M. Cold May 5, 2010

dirt bike girl

A girl who is a blast in the sack, but you may get seriously injured in the process. A girl who is extemely wild or adventurous sexually.

I was with this dirt bike girl last night. I got bruises all over and scratches down my back.

by TTwist February 4, 2008

plant seeds in the dirt

Engaging in bareback anal sex and reaching orgasm.

John: Hey man, how was that chick you picked up at the club last night?

Pete: She was awesome, she was ridin' me hard and condom broke, but I hadn't cum yet, so she let me plant seeds in the dirt.

by stripperfan81 May 6, 2011

dirt track rider

a shit stabber, someone who takes it up the khyber, a fanatical bowler who uses the cadbury alley, mr mercury was one! dig?

the geezer likes to ride a dirt track track on occasion.

by mr_rider March 24, 2004

mexican dirt bike

When a guy is nailing a girl from behind, he grabs her ears like handlebars, then kicks his legs out.

Mexican dirt bike-doggie style sexual position, but the man uses her ears like handlebars on a motorcycle, then kicks his legs out like he is riding a bike with highway pegs.

by Bed of Roses November 15, 2013

Dutch Dirt Devil

Putting two fingers in your nose (one per hole) while giving a blowjow, thus grasping for breath while breathing in.

Man 1: "What's wrong with Vicky? She just came back from the toilet looking blue like a smurf!"
Man 2: "My bad! I just layed a Dutch Dirt Devil on her."
Man 1: "Bet the toilet room floor looks clean as hell!"

by MacHout June 16, 2014