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Covid Simp

Someone who simps for Covid-19 by making it easy for the virus to get what it wants
Dude who’d you call a Covid simp?”
Ron DeSantis
by Sanjopla September 25, 2020
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Covid Breakdown

When you are fed up with self isolating, social distancing, staying home and just want to go out, give someone a hug or go out to a restaurant
Melanie had a covid breakdown while doing dishes and just wanted to go to a restaurant and be served
by simba12341 June 24, 2020
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Covid-📱

When there have never been so many public queries worldwide on the coronavirus to the authorities, as millions of infected people seek direction and admission into hospitals, and millions of others dialed to inquire about unemployment benefits and corona assistance for folded-up businesses.
Guesstimate how many Covid-📱calls were made globally during the lockdowns, as the number of infections and deaths show no signs of abating.
by MathPlus November 28, 2020
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Covid Environmental Cunt

CEC Covid EnvironmentalCunt

A person who thinks a global pandemic is a good thing as it helps clean the air, restore the ozone layer at the expense of the human beings who populate the planet.
My friend says the birdsong is so loud and clear, but I’m sorry your friends died. I think he’s a right Covid Environmental Cunt
by Flash Armour April 5, 2020
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Covid Casualty

Something that you really liked or enjoyed doing before Covid. Watching sporting events, reading certain genres, Dining out, being around people.
Due, are you going to watch every game during March Madness? No, I won't watch games any more. It's a Covid Casualty
by Norman1973 March 17, 2022
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COVID cough drop

When you give a blow job and cough the cum all over
Sally gave Jack a blow job and still had lasting affects from COVID when he came in her mouth she coughed and the cum went everywhere. Jack then called what she did COVID cough drop because her COVID cough made cum drop everywhere.
by Angeleyed89 March 26, 2023
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covid 19

"and god said let there be...a terrible plague that would haunt the earth for a year or two".

even satin recoiled in disgust when he saw what god had in store for the sad mortals of earth, but there was to many humans on the face of the planet so god sent a virus that would kill the weak and feeble but let the strong live, but soon god got bored of watching people live their sad lives alone in their houses so he sent some other things starting with the small (a conflict between iran and the US that had a chance to start world war 3) and then going to the large (among us 2 being cancelled).

now god looks at the world as it falls apart,and I am here on my laptop writing a useless definition for a word that you just so happen to be reading.
covid 19 is god's way of telling us all that he is in control
by helloIexsist January 4, 2021
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