The Hot Scott

When your doing the misses doggie style and before you nut you shit in your hand. Before you Cum you spin her around and blow your load in her eyes temporarily blinding her. As see attempts to figure out what the fuck is going on throw your hot steaming shit in her face and watch it explode like a hand grenade! Be sure to yell “ Allahu Akbar” as the shit grenade hits her face.

For added effect consume large amounts of Mexican food before performing.

Bro Noodle totally gave his women The Hot Scott last night. Pretty sure she has PTSD now 🤷 ♂️

by The Hobbit King March 30, 2019

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The most handsome and the most fun guy you will ever meet wants to make everyone happy

Peep #1 I and my friends are going to a party today after school.
Peep#2 can I bring Scott To the party if so I will go
Peep #1 sure y, not you guys are still together right

Peep#2 yep y
Peep#1 no region

by Scott Slaybaugh September 19, 2019

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Scott Laughing

A laugh so serious the people around you calling 911 won't know if you passed out froma heart attack, stroke or asphyxiation.

I can't breath because I'm Scott laughing.

by baron pilot October 3, 2019

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Crispy Scott Sunday

When you're fucking a man up the ass and he tries to stop you by forcing a poop out to send up your urethra, but you at the same time ejaculate as hard as you can to counter the flow.

"Man I tried to rape me in prison but I gave him a Crispy Scott Sunday and he surely regretted trying to poop up my dickhole

by Slylock October 15, 2019

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Scott

A cool guy he may look like an egg on video but in real life hes deadly.he has a cool snake wich makes everyone jelouse.hes nice.hes good at gaming. And hes a nice guy

Im feeling scotty today.

by Dillonguy August 4, 2019

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Arsenal fan, although has a picture on his wall of Steven Gerrard eating a pot noodle. Watches antiques roadshow with his mum. Eats crumpets in 3 bites.
Thinks a circle has 8 sides, and once ate a pot of vasaline because apparently "My insides felt squishy"

Omg did Scott just eat vasaline

Don't worry his insides are squishy

by TerryLovesYogurt August 6, 2019

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