Giant Peanut

A Peanut that is larger than Average

Boss: Why are you late
Me: You'll never guess...... Giant Peanut!
Jiant Peanu: How about it that!

by frontflip January 14, 2024

peanut butter eater

When someone licks the shit stains out of your underwear.

Tony is a peanut butter eater.

by Fagbag6969 August 19, 2016

Peanut

The act of peeing in a girl after you nut to sterilize the sperm and avoid conception.

"Hey you brought condoms right?"
"Don't worry about it, I'll just do a Peanut"

"Hey man you bagged it before doin her right?"
"Nah don't worry tho I did a Peanut"

by Dr. Mallard Von Sex July 9, 2021

Peanut butter

Defined to be summarized as a way to describe someone who is brain dead.

That person came out of surgery acting like peanut butter

by PeanuttButterr September 10, 2021

Peanut..

a carried plat. also pretty shit at the game .6 kd shitter

Peanut.. is a carried plat

by cuh123313 February 9, 2021

Peanut butter and jealous

Something a brown dachshund might say as an insult while in a fight with a yellow cat wearing a pink collar

"Is that what you eat for lunch everyday? A peanut butter and jealous sandwich?"

by Angel66666 May 22, 2022

peanut

when you pee and nut at the same time

bro, i just peanutted in your toilet

by Whischdidhci December 25, 2019