jimmy jank

Verb: when an individual blatantly steals from the person. You sit while you get stolen right out of your hands!

The perpetrator typically yells "jimmy jank!" and then may proceed to use the stolen item. This may include eating twizzlers, riding away on your bike or drinking your purple drink

(Also an interjection)

ex. 1: Josh was eating a pack of Golden Oreos when Fitho jimmy janked the last one!

ex. 2: Kanye jimmy janked the spotlight from Taylor Swift on teh TV that one time. (See imma let you finish)

by John teh Fisherman November 29, 2009

Jimmy Early

When a sexual partner from the night before notices you have an extreme case of morning wood, and proceeds to perform felatio or ass to mouth on you.

Tom: "Hey bro I got some Jimmy Early today!"
Brad: "Bro I know, I was the one who did it for you!"

by butfocks February 18, 2008

Jimmy Up

To "man up", to become brave. To stand strong against some form of adversity.

A saying coined by Latoysha, in Woodtown, a hood in Oak Cliff, TX

"You better tell him to Jimmy Up and bust that dude in the mouth!"

by DreamGyrl360 December 12, 2007

Lil Jimmy

Lil Jimmy is a orange yellowish egg with freckles, dont be fooled by lil jimmy because lil jimmy is always sad. Lil Jimmy had a girlfriend one time but she dumped him 5 times which broke lil Jimmy's heart.

Poor lil jimmy.

Lil jimmy is the eggs name

by Name345 May 18, 2018

Jimmy Saville

Jimmy Saville is what people in the UK know as Santa Claus or Saint Nicholas in America. He is known as Saint Jimmy Saville or Saint Saville for short.

“Jimmy Saville is coming down the chimney tonight to give us our presents.”

by UKMandem17 December 29, 2022

jimmy dangled

when you cut your dingles off and put them in your friends choclate ice cream
(it has to be choclate so they can blend in)

jon didnt wipe for 2 weeks.he cut off his ass hair wit dingles in them. he decided to save them for a friends tastey snack later on in the day. he got some ice cream for his friend.jon went upstairs to his collection while joe was eating the ice cream. he put them on his ice cream and joe ate it. joe just got jimmy dangled.

by jordan leveille/chris hall/eddy apice June 22, 2007

Jimmy Jang

When someone comes over and acts all big, wanting a fight, you jimmy jang them to hell. A fun alternative to saying you’re gonna fuck someone up.

“Hey Chloe! That guy over there looks like he’s gonna start a fight with you.”

“It’s okay Hana, I’ll go Jimmy Jang him. That’ll show him who is the boss around here.”

by Jimmyjangerthefirst November 5, 2018