The act of going into the woods, shoving a Buffalo skull up your ass, doing a shitload of peyote, and jacking off. This act will allow you to talk to the moon worm.
Me and John got some buffalo skulls and peyote and went out to Halsey National Forest -you guessed it, moon gooning all night baby.
by George Palorovik February 19, 2025
Get the Moon Gooning mug.A specific type of gooning usually involving a focus on heightened glamour, such as formal or club attire, including but not limited to dresses, stiletto heels, and accessories.
Upset after being stood up, she lit a blunt and spent the night glamour gooning, still dressed in her stunning dress and heels, losing herself in hours of online adult content.
by Carrie Cougar February 20, 2025
Get the Glamour gooning mug.Unethical Gooning refers to the irresponsible and exploitative consumption of pornographic and NSFW media, characterized by a lack of consideration for artistic integrity, personal awareness, and ethical engagement. This behavior includes:
1. Viewing and sharing content solely for gratification, without regard for the context, themes, or deeper meaning behind the material.
2. Objectifying characters and individuals in media without appreciation for their narrative, personality, or creative significance.
3. Using, editing, or redistributing content without crediting or respecting the original creators.
Those who engage in unethical gooning prioritize instant gratification over mindful consumption, disregarding the ethical implications of their media engagement.
1. Viewing and sharing content solely for gratification, without regard for the context, themes, or deeper meaning behind the material.
2. Objectifying characters and individuals in media without appreciation for their narrative, personality, or creative significance.
3. Using, editing, or redistributing content without crediting or respecting the original creators.
Those who engage in unethical gooning prioritize instant gratification over mindful consumption, disregarding the ethical implications of their media engagement.
Jake’s idea of a good time was mindlessly binging NSFW content without a second thought for the artists or context—classic unethical gooning at its finest.
by Thesmartguy2smart February 23, 2025
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Sargeant Doakes realised Lila was on Dexter's side, and subsequently pulled an apocalyptic goon knowing that his death was imminent. He died hard.
by Daedalus65536 February 24, 2025
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by Ohio_Bloodclart February 26, 2025
Get the Sigma goon looksmaxing mug.A deeply visceral, intoxicating state of arousal triggered by witnessing raw and uncut displays of wealth, lavish spending, or sheer financial dominance. Whether it's a girthy bank transfer notification swelling with potential, a big black Amex card thrust in motion, or the sight of someone drowning in luxury, pay gooning is the ultimate indulgence in fiscal ecstasy. Each transaction pulses like a forbidden rhythm, the flick of a trading app an act of financial foreplay. A well-hedged portfolio rises erect in a bull market, teasing with its tumescent growth -- always expanding, never climaxing, forever trembling at the precipice of monetary release.
The second that bonus check hit, I was pay gooning so bad I needed a cold shower and a financial planner.
by JBOE March 3, 2025
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To goon while, during, or after the consuming of brain-rot.
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To goon while, during, or after the consuming of brain-rot.
by Keef Girgo March 3, 2025
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