alaskan tootsie roll

The act of taking a shit outside in extreme cold weather, where the shit only gets half way out of your ass hole before freezing solid.

I had to hurry and take a dump out there before it became an alaskan tootsie roll.

by Webster definer March 24, 2024

alaskan flu mist

When a male shoots his sperm up his partners nose.

Last night I have Sally an Alaskan flu mist she loved it!

by periax34 June 5, 2016

Alaskan Willy Tuck

The sexual act where your partner jacks you off firmly until you ejaculate, right before he cums, she pulls the foreskin over the head and sutures it closed for a day. After the cum has hardened and a possible serious green bacteria has formed, she removes the stitches and jerks him off again, releasing a fountain of green, bacteria filled, cum.

1. I just did the Alaskan Willy Tuck with Sandra and now I need to see a doctor!

by Poop Gobbler February 15, 2021

Alaskan bareback

The act of shoving a handful of snow into your partners orifice before following up with your penis.

"The man I was with last night Alaskan Barebacked me."

by trainiac12 March 27, 2015

Alaskan Boomerang

After a blowjob the female holds the semen in her mouth and spits it into the males mouth.

Guy 1: "Dude, I heard that Emma gave Mark an Alaskan Boomerang."
Guy 2: "Bro, that's fucked up"

by beastbro74 March 2, 2021

alaskan daddy wrap

An Alaskan who wraps his lover in pita bread and eats her alive.

The man was arrested for committing an Alaskan Daddy Wrap.

by Alexis Texas Has A Fat Ass January 19, 2018

Alaskan rug burn

When you take a rug, wrap someone up in it and roll them down a big grassy hill.

“Oh no he didn’t, he didn’t really just get an Alaskan Rug Burn did he?”

by The Ziggller September 18, 2022