strawberry mud pie

The act of sharting and queefing on your period, shooting crap and blood out on ones face.

She gave me a messy strawberry mud pie on our first date.

by creamypoops31987 April 16, 2014

strawberry cookie

a cookie dressed in some strawberry crap that shouldn't exist

person 1:strawberry cookie will die

strawberry cookie SUCKS

by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021

strawberries

almas pussy

i put my cream in those strawberries

by pumpkin spice6 October 10, 2018

Strawberry Cheesecake

When a gentleman -blams!- inside a menstruating woman and subsequently cleans up after himself.

"Dude, did you hear Ceci likes getting strawberry cheesecakes?"
"No way?? I could have sworn she was totally vanilla."

by Cranky Copter January 3, 2017

strawberry

A sunburnt prostitute.

I sucked on a strawberry and it was sweet AF.

by juxtapositioned June 16, 2018

Strawberry Shortsnake

The thin, long, straggling piece of bloodied stool that hangs from your anus after a long night of guilt stricken diarrhea.

Damn, that bitch got strawberry shortsnake!

by Brian Wilson (the Beach Boys) June 26, 2022

Strawberry Yoo-hoo

When she screw on the rag goes anal too vagina then to mouth.

She let him mix her strawberry yoo-hoo on there first date. What a freak.

by Philbo satterbama September 26, 2022