Directly after an unsuspecting woman has received a Donkey Punch, Dirty Sanchez, Angry Dragon, or Fish Hooks, she immediately grasps the male's member, bites it off, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out, smacks him in the face with it (mushroom stamp), and finally stuffs it into his mouth as if he were smoking a fine Cuban cigar.
That asshole Josh, gave me a Dirty Sanchez, so I retaliated with a Smoked Castro. He never saw it coming.
by C. Woodriver June 28, 2006
by Kxeverett420 August 28, 2019
Given the choice, when marijuana becomes legal, to smoke a fat blunt or some cock, the person chooses to stick with smoking cock because he is a homosexual who refuses to partake in recreational drugs.
Rob: Denis, when marijuana becomes legal will you smoke a fat blunt or continue to smoke cock?
Denis: Obviously I'll smoke cock.
Denis: Obviously I'll smoke cock.
by G1itter May 31, 2017
by dickcake March 09, 2009
What? You haven't heard of them? The Smoking Kills is the sweetest band ever to come outta Toronto, yep. With Double-Ben action on gee-tars, and Can on drums, they will most certainly blow your ears off with musical sweetness. Hold your breath for the album, but if it doesn't come within an hour, you can forget that.
-MAN! THE SMOKING KILLS ARE SO SWEET!
-Yeah, and their manager is totally hot.
-NANANANANANA <3 *EAR LOVIN*
-Yeah, and their manager is totally hot.
-NANANANANANA <3 *EAR LOVIN*
by Alexandra October 25, 2005
Referring to routes of drug administration, smoking ie. burning or vaporization and inhalation of substance and/or poking ie. intravenous injection.
So do you smoke or poke?
by gtrill February 01, 2017
by Recko April 11, 2006