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Smiled a little then stopped
(LOL and LMAO' s older more mature sibling)
Person 1: I accidentally licked my socks and threw the ice cream in the washing machine brooo
Person 2:...oh. Salts.
by dani.babe September 30, 2022
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Salt and Pepper Poly

A couple that dates other singles couples or groups as a pair.
They are salt and pepper poly, you can't date one without the other.
by Roofus-Maximus October 10, 2022
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Grain of salt heart

A chubby man with bitchtits acting as a roastie because he delayed a blockchain launch for 2 more weeks.
You bullish on Pulsechain?

Ohh, you talking about the biggest scam in history of crypto? 2 more weeks hehe. Don't take everything serious "grain of salt heart" is saying.
by Pulsechain October 19, 2022
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Salt Water Travvy

Whenever coitus is performed at the beach in the breakers, and the balls are slapping off of the receivers ass cheeks while simultaneously waves crash and break hitting the receiver’s face filling their mouth with salt water. At the end, the receiver must keep their mouth closed and the salty load of cum is masked by the relentless salt water slapping.
Mike: Hey Trav - did you take a walk on the beach last night with your girlfriend and propose to her?

Travis (Travvy): No, I didn’t propose. But I whispered sweet nothings in her ear and things got hot and heavy. I bent her over in the sand where the waves were breaking and gave her the ole ‘in and outtie’

Mike: no, my friend - you gave her the ‘Salt Water Travvy’
by Chahlee May 10, 2022
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Salt

Hey ya got any salt

(Bob) yup don’t forget to pay your tab Friday or ya fucked ma boy
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Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge

The Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge, also known as the John Mulaney Challenge, is a challenge where a person must listen to the song "What's New Pussycat?" by Tom Jones 20 times* in succession, except for when "It's Not Unusual" plays after the seventh one. If you stop the song at any time for any reason, you lose.

*Though the challenge officially says 21 times, there was actually 21 songs played in total at the time, and one was "It's Not Unusual," so there's really 20 times that "What's New Pussycat?" plays.

Slamming your desk/table and yelling "GOD DAMMIT!" when the eighth one begins is also required.
Person 1: *Slam* "GOD DAMMIT!"

Person 2: "Bro, what the fuck is your problem?"
Person 1: "I'm doing the Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge. I've reached the eighth loop."
Person 2: "Oh, right. Carry on."
Person 1: "...But because you interrupted me, I have to start over."
Person 2: "I'm terribly sorry. I won't disturb you again."
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 28, 2022
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salt and vi

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by yeetonmymeatmakemesecrete November 6, 2022
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