river

hes a pretty cool guy overall. 100/10 personality. rivers are very nice people and they have amazing hair

hey his name is river! he must be a nice guy

by Mrs.KoolKid101 December 10, 2020

the river raisin snot rocket

When a male is receiving oral sex and about the time he cums he grabs his partner by the ears and cums til it comes out the other persons nose.

Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.

by The river raisin volcano December 21, 2020

Lego City River

A place that deserves to be a landmark because of a certain meme.

A man has fallen into the Lego City River

by Power476 December 23, 2020

RIP river effect

When your up river with no river

You'll be working with Unusable stuff, in other words, you'll have the rip river effect.

by RIP river October 24, 2020

Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"

Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.

by Laxanus November 7, 2020

The peeing river snort

When a female is upside and she pisses it goes down her body and snorts it

I told my friend if we should try The peeing river snort and it’s not bad

by vdeaDreamv January 8, 2021

Noah river r

He’s sweet, very funny and cute ngl. He has a good personality. Though he acts like he is 8 years old. Talks like a 2 year old sometimes like a 30 year old because his voice is deep. And has the face of a 18 year old and has the mind of a 16 year old. To say it short he doesn’t act his age. But I still love him- A

Noah river r is a very good person

by -Mort February 7, 2021