River

Has a 10-inch penis and fingerbangs everyone's mothers while eating out your sister at the same time.

River's 10-inch penis was stuffed into my sister's mouth while he fingerbanged my mom.

by CoochieCooker69 November 10, 2020

White River

A term for a stream of female climax creating a white line of semen down the vaginal lips. After profound sexually intercourse.

Last night I was in her, she came so hard she had a white River.

by The Gay girl textbook April 28, 2025

tits in the river

i’m in there like swimwear

“My nipples are so hard they’re like tits in the river.”

by myCOCKadoodle May 7, 2021

Joan Rivers route

Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once easy, but becomes harder and harder while cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer, and the reality that nobody will miss you when the end does get here sets in.

The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice everything she once preached against, the more she tried to change reality from what ot was into a new one. It got harder and harder to respect her as she got older (though nobody really did have much respect for her if any before anyway).

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

River Valley

A "River Valley" is a collection of people who influenced you deeply by coming into your life, and the incidents that followed their arrival that changed you "forevermore".
They may or may not still be around but you will always carry a small part of them with you wherever you go.

It can also be a way of describing your life.
Life being a River Valley of events that goes on and on and never stops.

First referenced in the song "River Valley" by Souparnika Rajagopal.

"River Valley tell me how it feels when you're going on and on" - from the song River Valley by Souparnika Rajagopal

"River Valley don't fade away" - from the song River Valley by Souparnika Rajagopal

by Souparnika Rajagopal March 16, 2024

River

He is a guy who say yeet a lot

Person 1.Omg did you hear tommy yell yeet

Person 2.He totally trying to be river

by Ittybittybitch November 16, 2020

RIVER

River is the best boy you will ever meet, he’s kind hearted and always is there if you need it. He will make you laugh all the time. Your lucky if you have River in your life, he is funny,caring,smart,and will always compliment you.

If you don’t feel confident he’ll tell you how beautiful/handsome you are. He helps you through ruff times and is always by your side, call him at night time. He loves that. :)

Person 1: “hey is that river?”
Person 2: “yeah, i really wish he was mine :/“
Me: “well to bad he's mine, hehe”

by Faithyy101 February 21, 2021