pineapple cocktail

The act of consuming excessive pineapple with the intent of sweetening your semen, only to realize no one is there to taste test, forcing you to jizz in your own mouth alone.
Poor Bob couldn’t find anyone online, so he stayed home and had a pineapple cocktail.
by TheJestersBlog January 10, 2023
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Pineapple

Guy 1: Dude you're eating pineapple. That's literally the white man watermelon.
by Fart.com February 7, 2020
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Pineapple

Uncommonly used in the VW car community to describe an idiot. Specifically, someone who is knowingly rude to others.
Go eat some crayons you fuckin pineapple.
by logo23456 February 2, 2023
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Pineapple

SpongeBobs house 😏😏😏
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea spooongebob squuuarepaaants!!!
by I need help.com August 2, 2018
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Pineapple hairs

The new word for the leaves on top of a pineapple made by Anix.
Wow those pineapple hairs look bomb.
by Fffhb June 16, 2020
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Pineapple

Safeword for not telling two bouncers how you suck dick without gagging.
Do you guys have a safeword, I bet it’s pineapple.
by Girls trip squad May 3, 2018
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