Patrick is a little asshole and has even had a micro-Penis when he tries to have sex with girls when he starts showing. his penis run SO FAR AWAY, he even has to use a special condom called Mirco-condoms.
by Gayguys_yea December 7, 2021
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Yo bro, I was so Patrick Shwavy last night I accidentally confused a kid with cerebral palsy with a kid that died in a car accident. I never wanna drunk again
by Oreolas December 16, 2019
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Patrick: what comes after 2?
Patrick: what comes after 2?
by mega_gay_priest June 14, 2021
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Doug: *pinches chris*, ha! your not wearing green!
Chris: *undoes sweater* here's two pinches! LoL u Mad?
Doug: Ah I didn't know you were a st. patrick's day troll!
Chris: *undoes sweater* here's two pinches! LoL u Mad?
Doug: Ah I didn't know you were a st. patrick's day troll!
by tutyakbi April 3, 2011
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