A Pink Parker

A sexual act to spoon cooked Mac N' Cheese in a womans vagina then proceed to eat it out.

Ben totally gave me a Pink Parker last night.

by ellenmahoneyo April 13, 2009

parade maker

Someone that accidently sets their home alarm system off due to over consumption of Heineken and the police and fire departments respond to the alarm.

The neighborhood rushed to set up their lawn chairs at the curb because the parade maker was at it again.

by Speedbag March 7, 2009

russian parade

(noun) Used to describe a large number of gay men, with at least three sailor hats, in a conga line running a train over a stone faced russian child who never shows emotion during this sexual encounter.

(Older Russian woman lecturing her child)
Lttle boy, if you do not play nice and make good grades, you will be forced to attend a russian parade

by texasasas May 16, 2007

The Black Parade

A tumblr RP group that originated in April of 2011, consisting of eliandtheblackparade, theclare, theadamt, etc.

"Have you ever heard of The Black Parade?"
"Yeah, I have."

by Goldsworthy August 29, 2011

parker allen

One who shaves with melissa's razor...mmmm shaved penis ahhhhhhh

see peach see peach explode

by jesus February 8, 2005

Sam Parker

Is truly one of a kind guy who is known to be endemic. When intoxicated enjoys the pleasure of declothing himself.

Loves to leave puddles to mark his territory, and leaves the sick untouched for many hours on end and makes his friends clean it up. Oh but don't worry Sam, Aaron is your housemaid and will do anything for you !!!!!!!!

Dude, you went completely Sam Parker on me !

by 501 crew. 🤙 May 18, 2017

Parker

he'll flatter you at first, but he's the fuckboy of the world. he's a player and his friends aren't trustworthy. so he's a loner basically. he wished he didn't play so many girls ... but they don't give a fuck. and he has a tiny ass dick

girl: oh my he's a fuckboy his name must be Parker

by _bitchiknow October 11, 2015