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Toilet Paper Douche

Toilet Paper Douche doo͞sh►

n. A person that spends excessive and/or unnecessary time shopping at grocery stores in times of crisis (ie. natural disaster) (ie. weather event) with the intent of buying more products or food than is required of them and their immediate party, causing unneeded shortages of said products ie. Toilet Paper.

Plural•Toilet Paper Douches•

Synonyms: TP Douche / Douchebag / As***les / Grocery Store Manatees /

Pandemic : Corona Virus; Covid-19

This is in relation to Pandemic 2020, Covid-19 people who bought too many things, term used to reference individuals that bought too many items, and contributed to the shortages on specific items ie: Toilet Paper.
Ex: 1)There were so many Toilet Paper Douches wandering around inside the grocery store this morning that I need to burn my clothes and bath in bleach later.

Ex: 2)The shelves are totally wiped out and it’s only Monday, thanks to all the Toilet Paper Douches.
by Jack Jan March 16, 2020
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Glock Paper Scissors

When someone tries to outdo you in a rock paper scissors game in an attempt to force you into doing something you REALLY don't want to do, so you shoot them.
Roommate: "Man, these dishes are stacked! Rock paper scissors for who has to do 'em!"

Me: "Glock paper scissors, SHOOT!"

*LOUD POP* *THUD*

Me: "I win."

When I realize that I may have to do dishes in prison:

*LOUD POP* *THUD*
by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023
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Scratch Paper Question

When an individual ask you a series of questions that should have been written down as notes and is prior information that the individual has had, thus using you as a scratch paper.
Information already provided but still asks is a Scratch Paper Question
Example;
When does employee have her days off?
What time does employee work today?
by WisdomThatKnows May 12, 2021
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catch my paper

Brudda told me to go catch my paper so i did
by Daturbandude August 2, 2016
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paper towel hipster

type of hipster that prefers paper over plastic
Paper Towel Hipster: Dude! Don't drink that cocktail with a plastic straw! Think of the turtles...
Hipster: Oh. Yeah. I almost forgot. Thanks!
by El-Paulo117 February 26, 2020
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Rock paper scissors

Why was my rock paper scissors one not get published. (I chose rock btw). I jsut want to play some paper paper scissors
Let's play some rock paper scissors please
by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020
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Paper back pain

When you tear so many papers apart that it starts to affect you back
I’ve been ripping apart so many papers that my back and arm are killing me who needs the gym when you got that am I right paper back pain!!!
by Tranny Sammy March 25, 2019
mugGet the Paper back painmug.

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